Original Holiday Lyric/Songwriting Game

[K.]

Just for fun, why not come up with your own original lyrics for a Holiday song. Post the lyrics and maybe if you want some explination of what the song sounds like/similar to. You can post a full song with verses and choruses and all or just a chorus or whatever you want. It's just for kicks. Maybe at the end of the month we'll have a vote on the best or something.

I'll get things going to start (please remember that I am NOT a professional or even a aspiring lyricist or poet)

BAH HUMBUG ~ by krhazy
sounds like: Avril/Paramore

I don’t got the Christmas spirit
You can call me spoiled but I don’t wanna hear it
What’cha gonna do? Wish you would just stop talking
I’m not afraid of finding only coal in my stocking

I don’t got the Christmas spirit
Santa’s lap? Don’t frickin’ wanna go near it
Threaten all you want but baby I’ll just shrug
All I want for christmas is the right to say…

(chorus)
BAH HUMBUG!
So what if Rudolph’s cryin?
I think it’s kind of sick how all of you keep tryin’
To keep the faith alive that good old Santa is real
I’d rather keep the cookies and forget about the whole deal
BAH HUMBUG!
But it’s the season of giving
I wish that I could find a single reason for living
Don’t let that raindeer near me cuz I’ll cut off his tail!
We both know you bought the gifts from Walmart on sale.
BAH HUMBUG!
I don’t want none of your sass
BAH HUMBUG!
I’ll go naughty on your @ss!
BAH HUMBUG!
I got a right to say-eee….yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-ee Bah Humbug!