Lozzy
Diamond Member
Joined: January 2010
Posts: 49,237 
|
Post by Lozzy on Dec 25, 2011 3:30:43 GMT -5
A. It's amazing. <3
|
|
xxfetchmonsterxx
2x Platinum Member
Turn the car on and ruuuuuuuun!
Joined: December 2010
Posts: 2,046
|
Post by xxfetchmonsterxx on Dec 25, 2011 4:26:04 GMT -5
C :I
|
|
repentyourself
6x Platinum Member
#jodisangels
Joined: October 2008
Posts: 6,629
|
Post by repentyourself on Dec 25, 2011 4:31:03 GMT -5
Embarrassing. F.
|
|
Gagafritz
New Member
"Paws up Little Monsters"
Joined: December 2011
Posts: 39
|
Post by Gagafritz on Dec 25, 2011 4:46:32 GMT -5
I dunno. I was really looking forward to her new song. I am a huge fan of hers. But, i really think releasing this on Christmas Eve as a special gift with that kind of song title seems even over the top for her. And, the song sounds like something you would sing in a piano bar after karaoke and a lot of drinks. It is the first song she has ever released that i disliked.
|
|
Gagafritz
New Member
"Paws up Little Monsters"
Joined: December 2011
Posts: 39
|
Post by Gagafritz on Dec 25, 2011 4:48:02 GMT -5
And, i hope she gets back to doing techno dance pop. I know she is going to do a lot of different stuff but she has to leave you wanting more.
|
|
bornfearless2000
4x Platinum Member
SOMETHING IN THE WATER
Joined: November 2011
Posts: 4,013
|
Post by bornfearless2000 on Dec 25, 2011 7:51:29 GMT -5
D.
I like Gaga but her new stuff really getting old for me. i agree with the comment above me that she really needs to get back to her techno dance pop thing which she's really fantastic at.
|
|
Gagafritz
New Member
"Paws up Little Monsters"
Joined: December 2011
Posts: 39
|
Post by Gagafritz on Dec 25, 2011 9:21:33 GMT -5
Well, that is what drew me to her. And, i know she is talented and can do all kinds of things. And, obviously she will do what she wants to do. But, i don't really want a CD full of piano bar kind of music.
|
|
dbhmr
Diamond Member
>
Joined: January 2005
Posts: 23,312
|
Post by dbhmr on Dec 25, 2011 9:37:17 GMT -5
I don't mind her on this kind of music at all. This song, however, is crap and actually sort of poorly sung. D.
|
|
#LisaRinna
Diamond Member
#LiteralLegender
Joined: August 2008
Posts: 42,164
|
Post by #LisaRinna on Dec 25, 2011 10:44:10 GMT -5
A mess.
|
|
Deleted
Joined: January 1970
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 10:49:08 GMT -5
I had a feeling this would suck.
|
|
switch
2x Platinum Member
Take a breath, just listen.
Joined: February 2009
Posts: 2,743
|
Post by switch on Dec 25, 2011 10:56:09 GMT -5
A very generous D. I get the mood the song is trying to set but everything else is just wtf-worthy.
|
|
Deleted
Joined: January 1970
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 10:57:12 GMT -5
F
|
|
bb
Platinum Member
Joined: November 2011
Posts: 1,576
|
Post by bb on Dec 25, 2011 11:00:19 GMT -5
Holy f*ck. That's not good. Not at all. I'm in the Christmas spirit, so I'll give it a D instead of a more honest F.
|
|
Deleted
Joined: January 1970
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 11:01:23 GMT -5
What on Earth was that... F
|
|
Glove Slap
Administrator
Sweetheart
Downloading ΰΌΊΰΌΰΌ» Possibilities
Joined: January 2007
Posts: 29,480
Staff
|
Post by Glove Slap on Dec 25, 2011 11:26:22 GMT -5
This sounds like a Sheryl Crow B-Side from the early '90s. Still, it's head and shoulders above Speechless and You and I. I give it a B.  |
|
|
|
Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Dec 25, 2011 12:27:44 GMT -5
I see why it wouldn't have made the album. It's interesting but let's be real here, it was recorded in one take, nothing was fixed and it likely didn't receive much treatment after it was recorded. What does one expect?
|
|
Deleted
Joined: January 1970
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 15:35:22 GMT -5
Thank God this didn't make the album.
This is fucking atrocious. F.
|
|
Dammn Baby
8x Platinum Member
Watchin' 'em all go...
Joined: December 2007
Posts: 8,071
|
Post by Dammn Baby on Dec 25, 2011 15:52:52 GMT -5
F.
A if it's classified as "comedy".
|
|
Gagafritz
New Member
"Paws up Little Monsters"
Joined: December 2011
Posts: 39
|
Post by Gagafritz on Dec 25, 2011 16:19:38 GMT -5
I see why it wouldn't have made the album. It's interesting but let's be real here, it was recorded in one take, nothing was fixed and it likely didn't receive much treatment after it was recorded. What does one expect? One expects the reigning Queen of the Universe to take her time and put out something her fans will truly enjoy. Perhaps if she was releasing it as some raw, uncut, lost tape or something, i could see it. Maybe some preparation as to what to expect. And, the song title just seems rude for her to release on Christmas eve that's all. I have always found her to be respectful in a nonconventional kind of way but i always thought she was respectful of religion in her own way. |
|
Deleted
Joined: January 1970
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 16:24:42 GMT -5
One expects the reigning Queen of the Universe to take her time and put out something her fans will truly enjoy. You're right! That's why 21 is 5x Platinum and one of the biggest selling albums in the US since Fearless, The Emancipation of Mimi, and Some Hearts. Adele, that damn queen. :'( |
|
Au$tin
Diamond Member
Pop Culture Guru
Joined: August 2008
Posts: 54,539
My Charts
Pronouns: He/his/him
|
Post by Au$tin on Dec 25, 2011 16:41:12 GMT -5
I actually like it.  The production is cool, her vocals sound awesome. The downfall? Those lyrics. Brings it down to a C+. |
|
Nick
8x Platinum Member
Joined: August 2004
Posts: 8,682
|
Post by Nick on Dec 25, 2011 17:36:37 GMT -5
I voted "C", but was being very generous because it's Christmas. lol.
They release this crap but not the Cher duet?
|
|
Scotty
Platinum Member
Joined: August 2011
Posts: 1,505
|
Post by Scotty on Dec 25, 2011 18:21:05 GMT -5
I would be melting in my pants if this was actually edited in the studio. If that happened I'm pretty sure a lot more people would think more highly of it. It was recorded in one shot and she freestyles the last minute or so.
I'm really satisfied, and considering the conditions of the song and how much I like it for what it is, A. She has great style and is really gives me Teeth (the song) / Blues Rock (the genre) kind of vibes.
|
|
Gagafritz
New Member
"Paws up Little Monsters"
Joined: December 2011
Posts: 39
|
Post by Gagafritz on Dec 25, 2011 18:25:21 GMT -5
I LOVE the song Teeth. That song is awesome. Maybe i have to give this a few more listens. I don't know.
|
|
David
Diamond Member
Joined: January 2009
Posts: 16,804
|
Post by David on Dec 25, 2011 19:48:38 GMT -5
I LOVE Teeth as well. This is no Teeth though. Its alright. I gave it a B to be generous. I have only listened to it twice, and the second time was better. Its also kinda catchy though.
|
|
neally
Diamond Member
Everybody wants to throw it all away sometimes
Joined: October 2005
Posts: 12,140
|
Post by neally on Dec 25, 2011 20:00:38 GMT -5
F to F- The lyrics are horrid and juvenile, the singing is simply awful/off-key, the melody is non-existant. This song was meant to be a joke, no ? |
|
|
|
Post by K. on Dec 25, 2011 22:07:24 GMT -5
With better production and vocals this would be a great song.
|
|
Deleted
Joined: January 1970
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 22:21:57 GMT -5
What in the hell was that???
|
|
horchata
6x Platinum Member
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 6,241
|
Post by horchata on Dec 25, 2011 22:39:21 GMT -5
Sorry, but that was just abysmal. For me Lady Gaga either hits real hard or has material I just can't give much of a shit about... this is just not good. I gave it a F, it just doesn't do a damn thing for me.
|
|
SPRΞΞ
Diamond Member
Joined: July 2009
Posts: 21,732
|
Post by SPRΞΞ on Dec 25, 2011 23:06:02 GMT -5
I LOVE Teeth as well. This is no Teeth though. Its alright. I gave it a B to be generous. I have only listened to it twice, and the second time was better. Its also kinda catchy though. i get where she was trying to go with this, and the verses have potential. If it was a studio recording, with other added things, it could've been good. Maybe there will be a finished version? but i think the "it sucks!" factor outweighs the "she gave us a xmas present" factor. i'll say C-/D+, with the potential for a B. |
|
