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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Jun 9, 2015 12:17:17 GMT -5
Ouch
vote: popstop
I don't get topped though.
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Post by popstop on Jun 9, 2015 12:21:43 GMT -5
I don't get topped though. Did I mix you up with Kunt?
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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Jun 9, 2015 12:26:32 GMT -5
I don't get topped though. Did I mix you up with Kunt? Josh I believe. He's the one with the rotating door for pants anyway.
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Post by popstop on Jun 9, 2015 12:33:23 GMT -5
Josh doesn't bottom either. Are there srsly no bottoms here? This really is an insane asylum.
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Post by Devil Marlena Nylund on Jun 9, 2015 12:36:05 GMT -5
Just hands and mouths I guess...
Watch out for hand-and-mouth disease though.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 12:54:33 GMT -5
I don't get topped though. Did I mix you up with Kunt? I don't do that. I would only let a man I love top me, and the only man I love is the Lord.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 12:56:05 GMT -5
jk I'm vers but I'm going through a bottom phase, what up popstop???
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 12:58:33 GMT -5
actually no vote: kunt because nobody has yet and I want attention damn it. we resent this remark, with your amnesiac ass
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 12:59:22 GMT -5
but also, good morning. afternoon. whatever!
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Post by Libra on Jun 9, 2015 13:11:42 GMT -5
What does bandwagon mean It's when you follow what someone else has done, for barely any reason at all or even just no reason. Like...if two people decide to vote for Cynthia, but they're doing so for separate reasons that don't really interact, then that wouldn't be considered bandwagoning. Ouch vote: popstopI don't get topped though. LOL you were already voting him. Josh doesn't bottom either. Are there srsly no bottoms here? This really is an insane asylum. Well...I do, but not for the likes of you lowly peasants. (Seriously tho why have only Drag and I flavor-claimed so far?)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 13:16:25 GMT -5
Vote: Cythnia because why not.
I noticed a popstop bottombandwagon while I was gone hmmmm......
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 13:26:12 GMT -5
(Seriously tho why have only Drag and I flavor-claimed so far?) James White, whoever that is. We've asked around, none of us claim to know him.
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Post by Libra on Jun 9, 2015 13:30:56 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 13:55:39 GMT -5
Well I'm Dr. Wisemann according to my flavor but my role says differently. Maybe I'm a patient who just thinks I'm a doctor? Or maybe a doctor who is a patient. I wouldn't know-- I'm not a doctor.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 13:57:23 GMT -5
Oh, this photo reminds us of that time we spent at Old Bryce *shudder* Bedlam promised to be better, so we're sad to see the same thing happening all over again. Only so many more places for us to go, you know.
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Post by josh on Jun 9, 2015 13:58:08 GMT -5
i'm not jesus
how many times do i have to claim
Vote: Libra for lack of reading comprehension wow
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 13:59:05 GMT -5
Right! Like, we eh ok I'm gonna stop with this speaking for all the people trapped inside of me for a moment and just speak for me. I assumed that James White was a character from a book or tv show that tied into the overall flavor, but the name is so common that Googling for it proved to be completely useless. So I really don't know. Generic name for a generic patient, I guess.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 14:01:12 GMT -5
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Post by Libra on Jun 9, 2015 14:31:31 GMT -5
Exactly! Telling us you're not Jesus doesn't tell us who you are. Vote: josh for this dodgy-ness.
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Post by popstop on Jun 9, 2015 17:31:56 GMT -5
Since this is the only day I can post with any semblance of regularity until Sunday, I thought I would spend some time coming up with a back story for my character.
You see, my name is Warden Briggs and I was a candidate for People's Sexiest Man Alive, but was desperately lonely and sought solace while on vacation in Phuket. It was there that I visited the most famed of gogo-boy clubs, Antigone Rising, near the luxurious Trisara hotel. Antigone Rising had beautiful men from all over the world - there was "Touch," whose brash attitude and naughty undulations allowed him a healthy legion of lust-starved minions as well as mouth-foaming detractors. There was "Mr. Hunt," whose insatiable thirstiness was well-known throughout the club - some remember when he used to approach cars in the local village with his mouth wide open. There was also the underaged Indonesian "Rasenganen," who was known for his eclectic love of dance music and calculus.
But then. Then there was "Wynaut," a well-endowed expat from Ohio, who dazzled his audience with his erotic dance moves and inexplicable liking of nearly everyone and everything. He was by far the most popular attraction at Antigone. I walked in and there was immediate attraction between us. The first night, I was depositing Benjamins deep down his thong on an hourly basis, but the second night I saw him, he pushed my hand away angrily when it was time to tip, and said it was his pleasure to dance erotically for me. We made clandestine plans; Wynaut was going to escape all this. He had cried over the many nights when h00ded trolls would paw his body.
We escaped in the dead of night following one of his best evenings. We returned to my home in the most illustrious of time zones. But our supreme happiness was short lived, for we had been followed, and Antigone's owner, Lahey de Landmarx, was filled with vengeance for losing his most bankable star. He found us deep in the heat of passion in my sprawling California King sized bed. Lahey shot at me, intent on murdering me in order to retain his star. Sadly, I was in the midst of a particularly acrobatic lovemaking move, and Wynaut was instead instantly killed.
Lahey was powerful and wealthy, and easily had me framed for murder - it appeared to be a certain death penalty, but my defendant somehow assembled a miraculous defense for insanity, and I was condemned to spend my years in the most miserable of asylums. But I still hope to avenge myself, and destroy Lahey de Landmarx for all he stands for.
Thank you for listening to my sad story. :'(
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 17:41:35 GMT -5
Since this is the only day I can post with any semblance of regularity until Sunday, I thought I would spend some time coming up with a back story for my character. You see, my name is Warden Briggs and I was a candidate for People's Sexiest Man Alive, but was desperately lonely and sought solace while on vacation in Phuket. It was there that I visited the most famed of gogo-boy clubs, Antigone Rising, near the luxurious Trisara hotel. Antigone Rising had beautiful men from all over the world - there was "Touch," whose brash attitude and naughty undulations allowed him a healthy legion of lust-starved minions as well as mouth-foaming detractors. There was "Mr. Hunt," whose insatiable thirstiness was well-known throughout the club - some remember when he used to approach cars in the local village with his mouth wide open. There was also the underaged Indonesian "Rasenganen," who was known for his eclectic love of dance music and calculus. But then. Then there was "Wynaut," a well-endowed expat from Ohio, who dazzled his audience with his erotic dance moves and inexplicable liking of nearly everyone and everything. He was by far the most popular attraction at Antigone. I walked in and there was immediate attraction between us. The first night, I was depositing Benjamins deep down his thong on an hourly basis, but the second night I saw him, he pushed my hand away angrily when it was time to tip, and said it was his pleasure to dance erotically for me. We made clandestine plans; Wynaut was going to escape all this. He had cried over the many nights when h00ded trolls would paw his body. We escaped in the dead of night following one of his best evenings. We returned to my home in the most illustrious of time zones. But our supreme happiness was short lived, for we had been followed, and Antigone's owner, Lahey de Landmarx, was filled with vengeance for losing his most bankable star. He found us deep in the heat of passion in my sprawling California King sized bed. Lahey shot at me, intent on murdering me in order to retain his star. Sadly, I was in the midst of a particularly acrobatic lovemaking move, and Wynaut was instead instantly killed. Lahey was powerful and wealthy, and easily had me framed for murder - it appeared to be a certain death penalty, but my defendant somehow assembled a miraculous defense for insanity, and I was condemned to spend my years in the most miserable of asylums. But I still hope to avenge myself, and destroy Lahey de Landmarx for all he stands for. Thank you for listening to my sad story. :'( Such a beautiful and devastating love story. We are all heartbroken for you and truly hope you find the justice you so deserve.
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Post by popstop on Jun 9, 2015 17:46:54 GMT -5
Thank you for your empathy, Cynthia. :'(
And thank you for sharing my pain in the funniest quotes thread.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 18:52:26 GMT -5
So, wait, can everyone flavor claim now? Because Drag being Jesus but everyone having seemingly normal flavors is kind of weird. If he didn't have a safe claim, he may have just assumed all flavors were weird like that. More of a musing than an actual point of discussion, especially since everyone hasn't claimed yet.
On that note:
#mod: Does scum have a safe claim?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 18:53:27 GMT -5
Sorry, *@mod.
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Post by josh on Jun 9, 2015 18:56:03 GMT -5
i don't know who i am
i can't quote
i am Not Jesus
the not was specifically capitalized idk if that means my name is literally Not Jesus or what, but then my description talks about knowing i'm Not Jesus because i would be insane to believe i'm actually Jesus
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Post by josh on Jun 9, 2015 18:56:39 GMT -5
I confirm that the Town faction uses the name Asylum in this game. I confirm that the Mafia faction uses the name Disturbed. I confirm that this faction gets safe-claim role PMs. @xoxo
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Post by josh on Jun 9, 2015 18:56:53 GMT -5
@touch i couldn't remember which it was and i was wrong
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 18:58:46 GMT -5
Ok but really we've played how many games? Who reads the OP But nevermind. If you're "Not Jesus" and Drag is (or thinks he is) Jesus then I guess that theory's out.
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Post by Libra on Jun 9, 2015 19:17:08 GMT -5
i don't know who i am i can't quote i am Not Jesus the not was specifically capitalized idk if that means my name is literally Not Jesus or what, but then my description talks about knowing i'm Not Jesus because i would be insane to believe i'm actually Jesus Okay I think I can believe you with this. Between Drag apparently being Jesus and you apparently being "Not Jesus", that's just loony enough to work out perfectly in this kind of flavor setup. So Vote: popstop b/c NGL that kind of ability to spin a tale like that is absolutely horrifying if he's scum. And I know what he's capable of as scum. (As does Zeebz. And josh, and anyone else who played in that game. )
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Post by Green Baron on Jun 9, 2015 19:21:16 GMT -5
Vote: Drag because Jesus is bad for you
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