Sexy Sexy Songs Rankdown [Complete]

[dub]

Didn't/won't have a chance to do this but I'm rooting for My Neck My Back. One of my favorite songs.

[★Disco★]

Jul 20, 2017 16:12:41 GMT -5 @walker9 said:

I hope that Just A Lil Bit is not last place.

Believe me it's not. The number 50 was actually super obvious from the first two submissions and it didn't change at all. All I'll say is that when that particular song first came out, everyone here had the same kind of opinion of it in its thread as did many in the dance music industry and that led to its subsequent flopping.

[jtd Thee Stallion]

Jul 20, 2017 16:12:41 GMT -5 @walker9 said:

I hope that Just A Lil Bit is not last place.

it won't

[Juanca]

Yeah
Not a big fan of JALB and especially in this RD, but didn't bottom him

[★Disco★]

The time that everyone has been waiting for is here! It's time for the undressing, I mean unveiling, I mean revealing of the Sexy Sexy Songs Rankdown. Pour yourself something cold to drink and put on something comfortable because it's about get hot up in here.



(Note: I won't be posting anymore GIFs after this unless everyone wants me to)

[★Disco★]

It's time to play!

#50
Carmen Electra - Bigger Dick (feat. Mams Taylor)


Background Information:
Carmen began her career dancing for Prince. He is in fact the one who gave her the stage name Carmen Electra. She then had a brief singing/rapping career in the early 90s when Prince and Junior Vasquez produced songs for her one and only album. The album is a guilty pleasure at best. Carmen had a club hit with “I Like It Loud” in 2012. She followed it up with extremely raunchy “Bigger Dick” which had some backing spoken vocals by British rapper Mams Taylor. A clean version was supposed to be promoted to radio called “Bigger Stick” but after the overwhelmingly negative response to it online and from folks in the music industry, a proper release was abandoned. They were hoping it would be a full on viral hit like “Call Me Maybe.” A full remix package was produced and subsequently shelved.

Quotable line:
“I got the hair, nails, and lipstick, and a bigger dick than you, red bottom, short skirt, and a bigger dick than you, a bigger dick than you, I got a bigger dick than you, a bigger dick than you, I got a bigger dick than you”

Notes:
6 of 8 lose their 50 with the first song.

Points: 365
Standard Deviation: 8.314
Average Rank: 45.63

Rankings:
.indulgecountry 29
wavey. 36
★Disco★ 50
Ky 50
Juanca 50
jtd Thee Stallion 50
aerodynamite 50
bat1990 50

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[aerodynamite]

Is this the closest Pulse has ever come to a unanimous last place?

[★Disco★]

Jul 20, 2017 20:39:54 GMT -5 aerodynamite said:

Is this the closest Pulse has ever come to a unanimous last place?

Probably.

People were dragging it to hell and back at this board and on Twitter after she performed it at White Party.
pulsemusic.proboards.com/thread/130816/carmen-electra-bigger-feat-taylor

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Oh wow is that song really that bad? I need to listen to it...

[★Disco★]

Jul 20, 2017 20:45:32 GMT -5 @walker9 said:

Oh wow is that song really that bad? I need to listen to it...

Single Version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHOpkjcdLoc

[★Disco★]

#49
Amanda Lepore - My Pussy


Background Information:
Trans model/singer/activist Amanda Lepore had already released several singles before this one. She worked with the legendary Larry Tee on this suggestive one. Perez Hilton did his own remake of this, calling it “My Penis.”

Quotable line:
“My pussy is famous, my pussy is expensive, my pussy is fun, you can throw it in the air and call it sunshine.”

Notes:
This had a slightly greater split than then first one.

Points: 339
Standard Deviation: 5.87
Average Rank: 42.375

Rankings:
.indulgecountry 33
Juanca 35
Ky 41
aerodynamite 43
bat1990 44
wavey. 45
★Disco★ 49
jtd Thee Stallion 49

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[jtd Thee Stallion]

This prolly my first time getting the first two songs in the right position lol

[Pale Shelter]

i'd be much more interested in ranking ★Disco★ 's avatars ... i like this new one, much classier than usual, but can't deny the trashier avatars are very sexy too

[★Disco★]

Jul 20, 2017 21:01:33 GMT -5 Pale Shelter said:

i'd be much more interested in ranking ★Disco★ 's avatars ... i like this new one, much classier than usual, but can't deny the trashier avatars are very sexy too

My newest obsession is this lifestyle website called Talking With Tommy and the guy behind it Tommy Didario posts lots of selfies and photos from his daily life on Twitter. Not only does he showcase some great lifestyle products, clothing, and fitness tips & guides, he also features his worldwide travels and adventures. It doesn't hurt that he's real easy on the eyes. That's where most of my newer photos are coming from.

A couple of people I talk to on Facebook say that they have met him and he was really nice and down to earth.

[★Disco★]

#48
Jacki-O - Pussy Real Good


Background Information:
The rapper got her first break in 2003 with this bawdy sex rap. A censored version called "Nookie” was released. The song was a cult hit but never did all that well. Jacki-O was known more for her feuds with Khia, Trina, and Foxy Brown.

Quotable line:
“Ya momma don't like me, she say I'm no good, What she don't know is, I got you pussy whooped, He need this pussy, he smell this pussy, He wanna taste this pussy, you gotta pay for pussy”

Points: 339
Standard Deviation: 8.31
Average Rank: 39.125

Rankings:
wavey. 28
.indulgecountry 30
★Disco★ 33
Juanca 36
Ky 44
jtd Thee Stallion 46
bat1990 48
aerodynamite 48

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[Juanca]

Jul 20, 2017 20:46:58 GMT -5 ★Disco★ said:

#49
Amanda Lepore - My Pussy


Background Information:
Trans model/singer/activist Amanda Lepore had already released several singles before this one. She worked with the legendary Larry Tee on this suggestive one. Perez Hilton did his own remake of this, calling it “My Penis.”

Quotable line:
“My pussy is famous, my pussy is expensive, my pussy is fun, you can throw it in the air and call it sunshine.”

Notes:
This had a slightly greater split than then first one.

Points: 339
Standard Deviation: 5.87
Average Rank: 42.375

Rankings:
.indulgecountry 33
Juanca 35
Ky 41
aerodynamite 43
bat1990 44
wavey. 45
★Disco★ 49
jtd Thee Stallion 49

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First time ever I heard this song...
And I HAD to download it lol
I'm sure my partner will love it hehe
It just seems like a guilty pleasure and the beat can be fun at the right moment ;-)

[bboat11]

RIP .indulgecountry ( )

[★Disco★]

Jul 21, 2017 0:00:13 GMT -5 Juanca said:

First time ever I heard this song...
And I HAD to download it lol
I'm sure my partner will love it hehe
It just seems like a guilty pleasure and the beat can be fun at the right moment ;-)

I checked it out and promoted it here at PMB when Peter Rauhofer (RIP) put it in his top 10. She has a song called "My Hair Looks Fierce".

[★Disco★]

#47
Billy Lawrence - Come On


Background Information:
This was the R&B singer’s biggest hit. It was a single from the Set It Off soundtrack. MC Lyte appeared in the song as well.

Quotable line: “Baby, wait 'til 'morrow, don't leave, stay a while boy, eat me out”

Points: 290
Standard Deviation: 10.12
Average Rank: 36.25

Rankings:
Ky 17
jtd Thee Stallion 25
.indulgecountry 37
wavey. 38
bat1990 41
aerodynamite 41
Juanca 45
★Disco★ 46

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[★Disco★]

#46
Ciara - Jackie (B.M.F.)


Background Information:
This is the title song from the R&B songstress’ most recent album. The song is a suite of sorts with several different sections. The song is filled with attitude and confidence and those two qualities are sexy as hell.

Quotable line:
I'm a bad motherf**ker, I'm a bad motherf**ker, I'm a bad motherf**ker, bad bad

Points: 285
Standard Deviation: 13.73
Average Rank: 35.63

Rankings:
.indulgecountry 7
Ky 30
jtd Thee Stallion 31
aerodynamite 33
★Disco★ 44
bat1990 45
wavey. 47
Juanca 48

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[.indulgecountry]

wavey. bew WAT how did you do Cici like this I'm shocked, looooool.

[★Disco★]

Okay folks. That's all for tonight. Every 5 or 10 songs, I will post one song that didn't make the list of the final 50.

Blu Cantrell - The Cha Cha


This was a single and video quietly released in 2005 that was poorly received everywhere. Here too (OMG at the hilarious posts in this topic).

[bat1990]

YES!!!! That awful Ciara song I deleted after listening to once is gone!!!!!

[wavey.]

Jul 21, 2017 1:36:48 GMT -5 .indulgecountry said:

wavey. bew WAT how did you do Cici like this I'm shocked, looooool.

Hahaha Idk what Disco was thinking putting this in the Sexy songs, this s**t ain't sexy. He could've used Love Sex Magic for alla that 😂😂😂😂

[.indulgecountry]

Jul 21, 2017 8:18:52 GMT -5 wavey. said:

Jul 21, 2017 1:36:48 GMT -5 .indulgecountry said:

wavey. bew WAT how did you do Cici like this I'm shocked, looooool.

Hahaha Idk what Disco was thinking putting this in the Sexy songs, this s**t ain't sexy. He could've used Love Sex Magic for alla that 😂😂😂😂

You know, you right tho.

But I still ranked it high cause that was one of my faves on that last album. "Dance Like We're Makin' Love" woulda worked better tho if we were talking Jackie cuts tbh. <3

[★Disco★]

I picked "Jackie (BMF)" because of the raunchy, sexy attitude of the song. I put it on in the morning when I'm getting ready (along with "Freakum Dress") and I feel fabulous and confident and ready to conquer the world.

[Juanca]

I think there are songs that make us feel sexy, but but but they are sort of just sexy for us
To me, Jackie belonged to the group of "how the hell is this sexy?" songs lol

[★Disco★]

Here's another one that didn't make the final song list.

Mary Chapin Carpenter - I Feel Lucky


This one is suggestive and playful. We had to line dance to this when I was in the 4th grade for P.E. class. When we had to do it as a class in the gymnasium for this spirit rally thing, me and a couple other students danced like strippers to this. We didn't know what strippers were yet but we did some moves that we saw in music videos. We got into so much trouble. Explaining why I got kicked out of P.E. that day and had a note to get signed by my parents was not fun.



Rankings:
.indulgecountry 7
Ky 30
jtd Thee Stallion 31
aerodynamite 33
★Disco★ 44
bat1990 45
wavey. 47
Juanca 48

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[wavey.]

Jul 21, 2017 20:04:51 GMT -5 ★Disco★ said:

I picked "Jackie (BMF)" because of the raunchy, sexy attitude of the song. I put it on in the morning when I'm getting ready (along with "Freakum Dress") and I feel fabulous and confident and ready to conquer the world.

[★Disco★]

And this is another one that makes me feel absolutely fabulous when I need a pick me up.

Bernadette Cooper - I Look Good