Sexy Sexy Songs Rankdown [Complete]

[jtd Thee Stallion]

3, 6, 20, 24, 42

[Juanca]

Aug 2, 2017 21:41:08 GMT -5 ★Disco★ said:

Aug 2, 2017 21:29:24 GMT -5 jtd Thee Stallion said:

What's left in?

"Breathe On Me" by Britney Spears
"Dip It Low" by Christina Milian
"Oops (Oh My)" by Tweet
"Partition" by Beyonce
"Work (Put It In)" by Kelly Rowland

(I put the songs in alphabetical order. This is not the order of the final 5 reveals.)

I still have left 2,7, 15, 28, 32
Interesting RD
I'm not mad about 32 still being here, as my main issue with it was just not feeling it was sexxxy enough for me. I do hope #28 leaves next, though! My #15 is also okay, as I think I could've ranked it in my top 10.
In terms of songs that have just left. Honey and SexyBack had good positions I like Push It a lot, but it just didn't connect as strongly on the sexxxy side
Then, I'm VERY sad and surprised at Miguel and Janet missing the Top 5, like WHAT?!
And don't mind at all seeing Freak Like Me and My Neck in the Top 10. I didn't know of My Neck until a few years ago. It was a fun discovery, lol. I remember my partner played it in the first house party he invited me to. It was so.much.fun to learn the lyrics and dance with girls and the boys lol

[Ky]

2, 3, 13, 19, and 25 for me! I'm expecting my 2 to be next to go, then my 3. If I had to guess, my 25 will win it all, but I still like the song

[★Disco★]

#5
Christina Milian feat. Shawnna - Dip It Low


Background Information:
This Grammy-nominated single was Christina's biggest hit. A lawsuit was filed over sample that wasn't cleared for the original version. Fabulous and Shawnna appeared on different versions of the song.

Quotable line:
"Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out, Let your back roll
Pop t'pop t'pop that thing
I'mma show you how to make your man say "Ohh""

Points: 137
Standard Deviation: 9.775
Average Rank: 17.125

Rankings:
wavey. 8
aerodynamite 8
.indulgecountry 9
Ky 13
★Disco★ 20
jtd Thee Stallion 20
bat1990 29
Juanca 32

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[★Disco★]

#4
Tweet - Oops! (Oh My)


Background Information:
This was the singer's biggest hit. Even though it is obviously about masturbation, Tweet herself says that this song is about loving one's body and how beautiful it is. Missy Elliot appeared on the song as did Bubba Sparxxx on a remix. Missy's "and then my skirt came down" line was sampled and used as the basis for Nom De Strip's "Bake & Shake" which became the basis for Kylie Minogue's suggestive "Skirt."

Quotable line:
"Oops! There goes my shirt up over my head, oh my
Oops! There goes my skirt droppin' to my feet, oh my
Oh! Some kind of touch caressing my legs, oh my
Oh! I'm turnin' red who could this be"

Points: 116
Standard Deviation: 12.177
Average Rank: 14.5

Rankings:
Ky 3
jtd Thee Stallion 3
wavey. 4
bat1990 9
aerodynamite 14
.indulgecountry 20
Juanca 28
★Disco★ 35

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[★Disco★]

#3
Britney Spears - Breathe On Me


Background Information:
The single that never was from her In The Zone album went on to be remixed for her remix album and by Junior Vasquez for his exclusive club and radio play. Let's not even talk about those horrid James Holden "remixes". Britney performed it during several tours.

Quotable line:
"Monogamy is the way to go
Just put your lips together and blow"

Points: 105
Standard Deviation: 14.277
Average Rank: 13.125

Rankings:
.indulgecountry 1
wavey. 2
★Disco★ 5
bat1990 5
Juanca 7
Ky 19
aerodynamite 24
jtd Thee Stallion 42

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[aerodynamite]

AMAZING TOP 2 

(Lol @ the top 2 being Beyonce vs. Kelly)

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Partition FTW please!

[★Disco★]

#2
Kelly Rowland - Work (Put It In)


Background Information:
The song was written by Kelly herself, Scott Storch and Jason "Poo Bear" Boyd. The latter produced it. A remix version by the Freemasons became the single version internationally. Many liked it however one critic famously said, "'Work' is a clear attempt to encroach on her old bandmate's hypersexual territory, although it's hard to imagine Beyoncé resorting to as crass a single entendre as repeatedly demanding 'Put it in!' like a hooker on crystal meth."

Quotable line:
"Now you looking like you looking for an explanation
Is the curve on my body for you motivation?
Skip the petty needs, no time for complication
Use both hands to make sure I reach my destination
Better leave a good impression fore you hit the door
'Cause you Do not want me talking about your business on the low
You show it off, I had to fit you in my schedule
So you better put it on me when It is time to go"

Points: 92
Standard Deviation: 9.57
Average Rank: 11.5

Rankings:
aerodynamite 1
Ky 2
.indulgecountry 4
★Disco★ 9
bat1990 11
Juanca 15
jtd Thee Stallion 24
wavey. 26

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Yay great winner. Partition would have likely been my 3 if I participated.

[aerodynamite]

So close to a #1 of mine I absolutely adore unexpectedly winning.

Love Partition tho, so no complaints.

[★Disco★]

And now we have reached the final moment of this Sexy Sexy Rankdown!










It's a hot one.












It was a bit of a surprise what the #1 would be given how unanimous #50 was.

















But I am really happy with the top 5 songs.
















And here is the #1!

#1
Beyoncé - Partition


Background Information:
This was the 3rd single from her critically acclaimed self-titled concept album. It is one of the most suggestive songs the diva has ever recorded.

Quotable line:
"Oh he so horny, yeah he want to f**k
He popped all my buttons, and he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinsky-ed all on my gown"

Points: 79
Standard Deviation: 8.06
Average Rank: 9.875

Rankings:
Juanca 2
bat1990 3
aerodynamite 4
jtd Thee Stallion 6
.indulgecountry 8
★Disco★ 15
wavey. 16
Ky 25

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[★Disco★]

As this rankdown has concluded, I would like to thank everyone who took the time to listen to the songs, sent in a list, or simply followed along. This was my first rankdown and it was a very pleasant experience. I also want to thank everyone who provided tips and guidance on how to calculate everything correctly. I hope you all had fun.

[.indulgecountry]

"Partition" is a solid but predictable winner. Would've liked to have seen an upset where Britney or Kelly won it, but oh well, I love all three. <3

[Juanca]

So I don't think I had heard Work It before... maybe a couple times only... I really liked it! Was surprised to know it wasn't a bigger hit. I could've ranked it a bit higher easily, it was just that other songs made me hornier lol

And I'm really surprised to see that I ranked Partition the highest among all participants I may not like it as much as other songs from 🐝 or even in this RD from purely a musical perspective, but the sexiness factor made it a clear front runner from the beginning. Great winner!!

Thanks ★Disco★ for this awesome idea and for a great RD exxxperience!

[★Disco★]

Aug 4, 2017 8:43:13 GMT -5 Juanca said:

So I don't think I had heard Work It before... maybe a couple times only... I really liked it! Was surprised to know it wasn't a bigger hit. I could've ranked it a bit higher easily, it was just that other songs made me hornier lol

And I'm really surprised to see that I ranked Partition the highest among all participants I may not like it as much as other songs from 🐝 or even in this RD from purely a musical perspective, but the sexiness factor made it a clear front runner from the beginning. Great winner!!

The original version of "Work" is very different from the remix. Basically the vocals are the only similarity.

The full Freemasons mix has an uptempo intro and outro. I listen to the edit which is the middle section.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKb-BDUn-oU

Thanks ★Disco★ for this awesome idea and for a great RD exxxperience!

You're welcome!

[†ealsünset]

Aug 3, 2017 23:02:18 GMT -5 ★Disco★ said:

#3
Britney Spears - Breathe On Me

Quotable line:
"Monogamy is the way to go
Just put your lips together and blow"

Yeah, I wanted Breathe On Me to win, as it's not as vulgar. But I like some of the new songs I heard. Thanks!

[★Disco★]

Aug 5, 2017 1:51:08 GMT -5 †ealsünset said:

Aug 3, 2017 23:02:18 GMT -5 ★Disco★ said:

#3
Britney Spears - Breathe On Me

Quotable line:
"Monogamy is the way to go
Just put your lips together and blow"

Yeah, I wanted Breathe On Me to win, as it's not as vulgar. But I like some of the new songs I heard. Thanks!

When that song first came out, I had assumed that Britney and the songwriters were referencing that classic scene.

[bat1990]

I came in to see #1. I stopped watching in protest after "I Touch Myself" exited so early