Sexy Sexy Songs Rankdown [Complete]

[★Disco★]

#31
La Rissa - I Do Both Jay & Jane


Background Information:
La Rissa was an alias used by singer Eyra Gail who would later release a cover of Bryan Adams' "Heaven" a short time after DJ Sammy & Yanou released theirs (the production on her album version was a note for note replay of the more successful and famous version). This song about sexing both a man and a woman was controversial at the time it came out (in 1999). It ended doing well in the areas of the U.S. where the Freestyle and Breakbeat styles were had done well, most notably in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Miami, parts of Texas, New Jersey, and New York. The song was a minor hit in some parts of Europe as some harder hitting Trance and Hard House mixes were released.

Quotable line:
"He is a special man long, rough, and rugged
She is a diamond she shines like a nugget
I've got to have them both you just don't understand
Sometimes I call on Jane, sometimes I need a man"

Points: 221
Standard Deviation: 13.43
Average Rank: 27.625

Rankings:
Ky 5
★Disco★ 14
Juanca 22
jtd Thee Stallion 32
wavey. 33
bat1990 33
aerodynamite 34
.indulgecountry 48

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#30
The Divinyls - I Touch Myself


Background Information:
This was one of several songs about female masturbation to do really well on the charts. Producer/remixer Lenny Bertoldo covered this with singer Kristy Kay in 2005.

Quotable line:
"I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me"

Points: 221
Standard Deviation: 15.892
Average Rank: 27.625

Rankings:
bat1990 1
Juanca 16
wavey. 18
aerodynamite 25
★Disco★ 32
.indulgecountry 35
Ky 47
jtd Thee Stallion 47

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[jtd Thee Stallion]

Easy been my best rankdown ever so far

[bat1990]

WTF?????????? I can understand "Holy Water" is polarizing, but I CAN'T with how dirty some of y'all did the classic "I Touch Myself."

*exits in a huff*

[.indulgecountry]

Lol @ almost everyone ranking the Madonna song either in the top 10 or bottom 10.

That said, it's out way too soon. "Bitch get off my pole" is iconic.

[★Disco★]

#29
Lenny Kravitz - Sex


Background Information:
This suggestive song was the 2nd single from his 10th album Strut. The cover art notably featured a close-up shot of Lenny wearing his signature leather pants, presumably with no underwear as he did during that infamous performance where everything fell out.

Quotable line:
"I can't contain my desire and I'm coming apart
I'm just a slave for your pleasure and I'm waiting to pop"

Points: 218
Standard Deviation: 16.91
Average Rank: 27.25

Rankings:
★Disco★ 6
bat1990 8
Juanca 17
aerodynamite 19
wavey. 32
jtd Thee Stallion 44
Ky 46
.indulgecountry 46

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[Juanca]

ITM and Sex were two songs that I considered just sexy enough but received some bonus points because I love them!

[★Disco★]

#28
Mya - Whatever Bitch


Background Information:
This song from her album Moodring is atypical of Mya's usual slinky, sensual style. The hypersexual ho dance anthem was a mainstay of her promo appearances during that album's cycle. Many have posted videos of themselves dancing to this on YouTube.

Quotable line:
"You're callin' me a ho cause I'm trying to get my freak on
But bitch we're in a club, what the hell do you expect, bitch?"

Points: 217
Standard Deviation: 12.03
Average Rank: 27.125

Rankings:
Ky 7
.indulgecountry 21
jtd Thee Stallion 22
bat1990 27
wavey. 27
★Disco★ 29
aerodynamite 35
Juanca 49

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Jul 27, 2017 4:02:22 GMT -5 Juanca said:

ITM and Sex were two songs that I considered just sexy enough but received some bonus points because I love them!

Lenny's Strut album has a really fun 80s aesthetic. "The Chamber" has a guitar riff throughout it that is very similar to "Edge Of Seventeen."

I was originally choosing Lenny's "Superlove" as remixed by Avicii as the one I would use but it didn't have the raw passion that "Sex" had.

[Juanca]

Oh man!
I heard The Chamber during a work trip to Europe a couple of years ago and it instantly became one of my favorites from Lenny ever. I remember I texted my partner about it because he's a Lenny fan and usually buys his albums, so I asked him to buy Strut lol. Pretty good songs there, especially for 80s fans

[★Disco★]

Last one for now.

#27
Ginuwine - Tell Me Do U Wanna


Background Information:
This was the R&B singer's 2nd single.

Quotable line:
"Tell me do you want to go home with me?
Tell me do you want to come creep with me?
Tell me do you want to get wild with me?
Tell me do you want to go home?"

Points: 217
Standard Deviation: 9.963
Average Rank: 27.125

Rankings:
Juanca 10
jtd Thee Stallion 18
Ky 23
bat1990 28
wavey. 29
★Disco★ 31
aerodynamite 39
.indulgecountry 39

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#26
Usher - Nice & Slow


Background Information:
This was the 2nd single from his 2nd album. It was a #1 hit on the Hot 100.

Quotable line:
"I'll freak you like no one has ever, ever made you feel, I'll freak you right, I will"

Points: 213
Standard Deviation: 13.103
Average Rank: 26.625

Rankings:
aerodynamite 5
Juanca 13
wavey. 22
jtd Thee Stallion 23
Ky 35
★Disco★ 36
bat1990 36
.indulgecountry 43

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[★Disco★]

We're at the halfway mark now. My plan is to try and finish this by Saturday when my Nick Jonas rankdown submissions end so I can begin unveiling that on Sunday.

#25
Nicole Scherzinger - Wet


Background Information:
This was the 4th single from her Killer Love album. It was written by Ester Dean and produced by Stargate.

Quotable line:
"If you touch me there
Please beware you can start up a fire
I don't mind if you take me home
Cool me off in the shower"

Points: 207
Standard Deviation: 12.17
Average Rank: 25.875

Rankings:
.indulgecountry 3
bat1990 18
Ky 22
wavey. 25
Juanca 26
jtd Thee Stallion 35
aerodynamite 37
★Disco★ 41

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[Ky]

Loving this rankdown, especially since I have no idea where things are going to fall.
A few thoughts:
- I Do Both Jay & Jane - this was one of those songs that was huge in Tampa. The freestyle craze was real there in 99 an 00 (certain Stevie B songs spun as if they were current, tons of Rockell, early adoption of Sonique). Love it.
- Whatever Bitch - One of only two songs I would keep on Moodring starting with track 10 (the other is Late, and maybe Taste This gets to stay too). I haven't played it in a while but this rankdown was a fun reminder to go back and listen to it!
- Nice & Slow - All the makings of a song I'd love, just never really got into this one.

[.indulgecountry]

WAT, but "Wet" is so good!

[Juanca]

Had I ranked songs by my overall liking of them, I would've probably put Wet in my top 10. As a sexy sexy song? Nope, not that high... not that wet

[★Disco★]

Jul 27, 2017 16:51:54 GMT -5 Ky said:

- I Do Both Jay & Jane - this was one of those songs that was huge in Tampa. The freestyle craze was real there in 99 an 00 (certain Stevie B songs spun as if they were current, tons of Rockell, early adoption of Sonique). Love it.

It was the same sort of scene here in the San Francisco Bay Area. Freestyle and Breakbeat oriented tracks were always big here. And classics by Stevie B, The Cover Girls, Cynthia, Nocera, Sweet Sensation, Corina, Lisa Lisa, Noel, and Expose always got a lot of play in the mixshows and even outside of the mixshows. Rockell was big in this area too. I remember reading in DMA Magazine that Florida was the first market in the U.S. to play Sonique before New York, Chicago, and San Francisco eventually did.

I remember the first time I heard the La Rissa song in a mixshow and I had to know what it was. Everytime they played it on that station, the phone lines would be super busy because others were wondering too. I found out a short time later and bought the vinyl single.

Jul 27, 2017 16:51:54 GMT -5 Ky said:

- Whatever Bitch - One of only two songs I would keep on Moodring starting with track 10 (the other is Late, and maybe Taste This gets to stay too). I haven't played it in a while but this rankdown was a fun reminder to go back and listen to it!

I like "Late" too plus "My Love Is Like Wo."

Jul 27, 2017 16:51:54 GMT -5 Ky said:

- Nice & Slow - All the makings of a song I'd love, just never really got into this one.

I never cared for the original but I liked that remix version I used for the rankdown.

[★Disco★]

#24
Annie Lennox - Money Can't Buy It


Background Information:
This was an album track from Annie's solo debut album Diva (she had previously been in duo Eurythmics with Dave Stewart). It was featured in a pivotal dance sequence in the movie Striptease. The smoldering attitude and building nature of the song leading into that massive, orgasmic final chorus is why this is a part of the rankdown.

Quotable line:
"Now,
Hear this
Pay attention to me
'Cause I'm a rich white girl and it's plain to see
I got every kind of thing that the money can buy
Let me tell you all about it
Let me amplify
I got diamonds?
You heard about those"

Points: 182
Standard Deviation: 10.58
Average Rank: 22.75

Rankings:
aerodynamite 13
bat1990 15
.indulgecountry 16
★Disco★ 18
Ky 18
Juanca 24
wavey. 37
jtd Thee Stallion 41

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#23
- Pussy Control


Background Information:
This song was originally recorded in 1994 and was eventually released on the 1995 album The Gold Experience. An alternate remix was included on the Crystal Ball album. The song was not a single but it was performed on the VH1 awards in 1995, heavily edited. The pseudo-rapped song tells the story of the titular character getting bullied at school and then rising up from it and succeeding in life and then openly dismissing the casting couch mentality of the music industry.

Quotable line:
"And this fool named Trick want to stick her
Uh, talking more s**t than a bit
About how he going to make Pussy a star
If she come and sing a lick on his hit
Pussy said, "N****, you crazy if you don't know
Every woman in the world ain't a freak
You can go platinum four times
Still couldn't make what I make in a week
So push up on somebody that want to hear that
Because this somebody here don't want to know
Boy, you better act like you understand
When you roll with Pussy Control." "

Points: 181
Standard Deviation: 13.93
Average Rank: 22.625

Rankings:
★Disco★ 3
aerodynamite 9
jtd Thee Stallion 16
Juanca 20
bat1990 21
wavey. 31
Ky 37
.indulgecountry 44

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[Ky]

Jul 27, 2017 19:02:01 GMT -5 ★Disco★ said:

Jul 27, 2017 16:51:54 GMT -5 Ky said:

- Whatever Bitch - One of only two songs I would keep on Moodring starting with track 10 (the other is Late, and maybe Taste This gets to stay too). I haven't played it in a while but this rankdown was a fun reminder to go back and listen to it!

I like "Late" too plus "My Love Is Like Wo."

I love the first part of the album, but gets so boring toward the end.

The Annie Lennox song was new to me - really like it!

[★Disco★]

Jul 27, 2017 21:18:35 GMT -5 Ky said:

Jul 27, 2017 19:02:01 GMT -5 ★Disco★ said:

I like "Late" too plus "My Love Is Like Wo."

I love the first part of the album, but gets so boring toward the end.

The Annie Lennox song was new to me - really like it!

The Diva album as a whole is pretty good too. I love "Little Bird", "Why", and "Cold" in addition to the big hit "Walking On Broken Glass." I also like the bonus track (from certain editions of the album) "Step By Step" which went on to become the song of the same name for Whitney Houston a few years later with backing vocals by Annie.

[★Disco★]

#22
Katy Perry - Bon Appetit


Background Information:
This is the newest song in the rankdown. This was the 2nd single from her current album Witness. It underperformed considerably in the U.S.

Quotable line:
"'Cause I'm all that you want, boy
All that you can have, boy
Got me spread like a buffet
Bon appétit, baby"

Points: 176
Standard Deviation: 16.911
Average Rank: 22

Rankings:
wavey. 3
jtd Thee Stallion 5
bat1990 10
.indulgecountry 12
aerodynamite 23
Juanca 37
★Disco★ 43
Ky 43

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#21
Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy


Background Information:
The song about roleplaying and other erotic fantasies was a big hit for the rapper.

Quotable line:
"I wanna get you in the back seat windows up
That's the way you like to f**k, clogged up fog alert
Rip the pants and rip the shirt, ruff sex make it hurt
In the garden all in the dirt
Roll around Georgia Brown that's the way I like it twerk"

Points: 173
Standard Deviation: 16.54
Average Rank: 21.625

Rankings:
jtd Thee Stallion 1
aerodynamite 3
wavey. 10
Ky 14
.indulgecountry 31
bat1990 32
Juanca 40
★Disco★ 42

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[Juanca]

Jul 27, 2017 21:37:42 GMT -5 ★Disco★ said:

Jul 27, 2017 21:18:35 GMT -5 Ky said:

I love the first part of the album, but gets so boring toward the end.

The Annie Lennox song was new to me - really like it!

The Diva album as a whole is pretty good too. I love "Little Bird", "Why", and "Cold" in addition to the big hit "Walking On Broken Glass." I also like the bonus track (from certain editions of the album) "Step By Step" which went on to become the song of the same name for Whitney Houston a few years later with backing vocals by Annie.

Agree with all these songs, and then I'd add Precious (another uptempo).
Plus, before the Beyoncés of the world, she released a video album practically alongside the music album. It didn't have videos for all the songs at the moment of the first release but then she added a couple of videos later and this ended up being the first time I witnessed an era with so many videos -for singles and album tracks!

[★Disco★]

Jul 28, 2017 0:59:25 GMT -5 Juanca said:

Jul 27, 2017 21:37:42 GMT -5 ★Disco★ said:

The Diva album as a whole is pretty good too. I love "Little Bird", "Why", and "Cold" in addition to the big hit "Walking On Broken Glass." I also like the bonus track (from certain editions of the album) "Step By Step" which went on to become the song of the same name for Whitney Houston a few years later with backing vocals by Annie.

Agree with all these songs, and then I'd add Precious (another uptempo).
Plus, before the Beyoncés of the world, she released a video album practically alongside the music album. It didn't have videos for all the songs at the moment of the first release but then she added a couple of videos later and this ended up being the first time I witnessed an era with so many videos -for singles and album tracks!

Annie and Dave did that for their Eurythmics album Savage too. Sophie Muller was the director for both video albums. The Savage one was more cohesive as the order of the songs was re-arranged to create a loose narrative.

[★Disco★]

And now we are in the top 20!

#20
Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman


Background Information:
This was the lead singer from the chanteuse's 3rd album.

Quotable line:
"All girls wanna be like that
Bad girls underneath, like that
You know how I'm feeling inside
Somethin' 'bout, somethin' 'bout"

Points: 172
Standard Deviation: 13.395
Average Rank: 21.5

Rankings:
wavey. 7
Ky 11
Juanca 11
jtd Thee Stallion 15
.indulgecountry 23
bat1990 26
aerodynamite 32
★Disco★ 47

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Well it was going great until these last 4 reveals

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#19
The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons


Background Information:
This was the 4th single from their debut album. The single mix of it featured Snoop Dogg. A special version only heard in the music video featured an additional instrumental break.

Quotable line:
"You say you're a big boy, but I can't agree
Cuz the love you said you had ain't been put on me
I wonder if I'm just too much for you
Wonder, if my kiss don't make you just...
Wonder"

Points: 168
Standard Deviation: 14.242
Average Rank: 21

Rankings:
.indulgecountry 2
Ky 6
wavey. 9
bat1990 19
aerodynamite 27
Juanca 29
jtd Thee Stallion 36
★Disco★ 40

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[.indulgecountry]

WTF? "Buttons" should've been Top 10 for sure! Iconic jam is iconic.