Modern All Time List Rankdown (FINISHED)

[joshtheking]

Great song. Stream the Dolly Parton version too!

[mikerivera]

This song might as well be the theme for every rankdown ever

41. (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones

Points: 1,629
Average: 46.54
Standard Deviation: 23.169

Vic 3
Optical Apex 12
anthony11554 16
singingrulebritannia 16
emerald 17
Kanenrá:ke 18
@crapkuki23 21
Mr. Thonk Eyes 22
Doc Indie Party Rock 24
BB🌕 28
@imhappy259 28
ccarter1023 29
aerodynamite 36
Abbaschand 42
woods 44
samo🦕 47
toomuchboy 50
alexcuse 51
312999 53
jred 54
khan 56
nathanalbright 56
Red 56
ilikemilk 58
mikerivera 58
wrip 61
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 62
beyoncelover 64
joshtheking 65
AwesomePostMalone 66
twigs 74
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 77
Fire 80
Rose "Payola" Nylund 86
chanman 99

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Under Pressure
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Have You Ever Seen the Rain
Pokerface
Thriller
Hotel California
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
The Scientist
Somebody That I Used to Know
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Stairway to Heaven
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back
Counting Stars

[mikerivera]

Next reveals will be on Thursday, May 12

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{Closeness}1. CrapGuy 12.5
2. Joshtheking 14.483
3. BB🌞 14.5
4. ValleyGhost01 15.15
5. wrip 15.4
6. red 16.217
7. Abbaschand 16.483
8. jsr4l 16.73
9. MikeRivera 17.217
10. Mr. Thonk Eyes 17.75
11. Singingrulebritannia 17.77
12. Samo 19.9
13. Nathanalbright 20.083
14. Fire 20.23
15. aerodynamite 20.33
16. Anthony11541 21.283
17. AwesomePostMalone 21.45
18. Khan 22.13
19. Kanenra 22.55
20. twigs 23.57
21. Rose Knows Nyland 24.03
22. Doc Indie Party Rock 24.8
23. alexcuse 24.83
24. Vic 25
25. 312999 25.35
26. woods 25.683
27. CJ3 25.73
28. jred 26.1
29. imhappy259 26.3
30. ccarter1023 26.55
31. toomuchboy 27.93
32. beyoncelover 30.47
33. Gen VB 32.25
34. ilikemilk 32.183
35. Chanman 33.983

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{Perfect rankings}1. Gen VB 4
2. CrapGuy 3
3. jsr4l 3
4. Nathanalbright 3
5. alexcuse 2
6. BB🌞 2
7. ccarter1023 2
8. Chanman 2
9. MikeRivera 2
10. Samo 2
11. Wrip 2
12. Abbaschand 1
13. Beyoncelover 1
14. Doc Indie Party Rock 1
15. Fire 1
16. ilikemilk 1
17. imhappy259
18. joshtheking 1
19. jred 1
20. Kanenra 1
21. Khan 1
22. Mr. Thonk Eyes 1
23. singingrulebritannia 1
24. Valleyghost01
25. Vic 1
26. wrip 1
Everyone else 0

[emerald]

May 7, 2022 11:04:52 GMT -5 mikerivera said:

Next reveals will be on Thursday, May 12

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{Closeness}1. CrapGuy 12.5
2. Joshtheking 14.483
3. BB🌞 14.5
4. ValleyGhost01 15.15
5. wrip 15.4
6. red 16.217
7. Abbaschand 16.483
8. jsr4l 16.73
9. MikeRivera 17.217
10. Mr. Thonk Eyes 17.75
11. Singingrulebritannia 17.77
12. Samo 19.9
13. Nathanalbright 20.083
14. Fire 20.23
15. aerodynamite 20.33
16. Anthony11541 21.283
17. AwesomePostMalone 21.45
18. Khan 22.13
19. Kanenra 22.55
20. twigs 23.57
21. Rose Knows Nyland 24.03
22. Doc Indie Party Rock 24.8
23. alexcuse 24.83
24. Vic 25
25. 312999 25.35
26. woods 25.683
27. CJ3 25.73
28. jred 26.1
29. imhappy259 26.3
30. ccarter1023 26.55
31. toomuchboy 27.93
32. beyoncelover 30.47
33. Gen VB 32.25
34. ilikemilk 32.183
35. Chanman 33.983

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{Perfect rankings}1. Gen VB 4
2. CrapGuy 3
3. Nathanalbright 3
4. alexcuse 2
5. BB🌞 2
6. ccarter1023 2
7. Chanman 2
8. jsr4l 2
9. MikeRivera 2
10. Samo 2
11. Wrip 2
12. Abbaschand 1
13. Beyoncelover 1
14. Doc Indie Party Rock 1
15. Fire 1
16. ilikemilk 1
17. imhappy259
18. joshtheking 1
19. jred 1
20. Kanenra 1
21. Khan 1
22. Mr. Thonk Eyes 1
23. singingrulebritannia 1
24. Valleyghost01
25. Vic 1
26. wrip 1
Everyone else 0

I had another perfect at #53.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

*sees Whitney not in the Top 40*

OK, this was my "I thought this was a lock". NOTHING IS SAFE

[zippy]

You're totally right mikerivera, I Can’t Get No Satisfaction from this rankdown, but I am at least satisfied to see that The Rolling Stones song (one of my favorites on this list) beat painfully overplayed songs like Don’t Stop Believin’ and I Will Always Love You and (my pick for 100) All I Want For Christmas is You.

[beyoncelover]

Catching up on what I missed; the #60 through #51 set:

60. I'm okay with "Old Town Road" coming in at 60th, but it's not one of my favorite 2010s song here so of all the songs from that time period, I would have liked for this to be lower. But still, I'm okay with this ranking.

59. "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" is a fun and classic song. I forgot that I ranked it as high as #45. I didn't know I had it that high or I liked it that much but so be it. :haha:

58. Oooh danggg, "Somebody to Love" is my favorite Queen song so seeing this out first amongst all of their songs here is reallly disappointing. :( Love this song and yeah super shocked seeing it show up already. :(

57. Aww I love "Wonderwall" too, so again, sad seeing that song show up already too. :( Though not as sad as the Queen song.

56. Ugh the hits really do keep coming. :( I love "Hips Don’t Lie" and am really sad and surprised seeing this song showing up already. :'( Great classic fun jam from Shakira!

55. Okay finally a ranking that's not upsetting to me. "Can’t Help Falling in Love" is a great song and I do like it but I just don't have as much of a connection to it as I do with other songs.

54. "We Will Rock You" is a much better Queen reveal this time around. Do really like this song but not amongst my top favorites. But ahh I was just 3 off spots from a perfect ranking so that's a bummer.

53. I like "Jailhouse Rock" more than the previous Elvis song so I'm happy to see this get a slightly higher ranking.

52. Aww I'm sad to see "Love Story" just miss out making the Top 50 as this is one of my top favorite Taylor Swift songs. But #52 is still a really good spot for this and this probably ranked higher than I was expecting.

51. I'm also okay with "We Are the Champions" showing up here too. I don't really know which of the two Queen songs I prefer between this one and WWRY, but seems that I prefer WWRY. Not quite sure if I agree on that now but it seems I change my mind on that.

[beyoncelover]

Comments on the #50 through #41 set:

50. "Enter Sandman" is a classic Metallica song for sure but not one of my ultimate/top favorites on this list of songs, hence my lower rankings. I'm okay with this ranking although I wouldn't have minded it being lower.

49. Again, I know "Another Brick in the Wall" is a classic but it's another one of those songs I didn't grow up with nor do really care for. I'm happy that I'm not the lowest ranker here though, lol.

48. I like "Sweet Child O’ Mine" more than the other two reveals of this set but am also good with this song showing up now. So far, so good... but I feel that will change soon, lol.

47. Really like "Eye of the Tiger" and think this is a classic song from Survivor. Oooh I had this at #52 so just five spots away from a perfect ranking, darn about that.

46. Ahhh dang, I knew my good streak of low to mid rankings songs was going to end. I do really love "All I Want For Christmas is You" and think it's the ultimate modern day classic Christmas song. Such a fun and fantastic iconic Christmas song from Mariah! Glad that this did make it to the Top 50 but would have loved seeing this rank even higher than this.

45. It's interesting and funny seeing Mariah and Eminem back to back, lol. I love "Without Me" and am glad to see it rank really high and really well here! This is a great fun comedic song from Em, though if "The Real Slim Shady" was here, that would have been higher for me.

44. Okay I'm happy that it's back to songs I'm not passionate about with "Fortunate Son" showing up here. This is a good classic song but not a personal favorite of mine.

43. "Don’t Stop Believin’" is a fun classic song from Journey that I do really like. Pleased with it coming in at this spot!

42. Oooof, "I Will Always Love You" missing the Top 40 is a really serious and tough loss here. :'( Wow I forgot that I had this song at #2. I do really love this song and think it's such an iconic classic song from Whitney. I really do wish this made it higher but oh well. Still glad this did make it as high as it did! <3 Yikes at the 4th highest standard deviation too.

41. "(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction" is a great fun classic song from The Rolling Stones. I'm kinda surprised that I had this as low as I did, oops. But I do still really like this song.

[anthony11554]

May 7, 2022 11:11:13 GMT -5 emerald said:

May 7, 2022 11:04:52 GMT -5 mikerivera said:

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14. Fire 20.23
16. Anthony11541 21.283
17. AwesomePostMalone 21.45

Started from the bottom now we here

[Abbaschand]

My child, my "Fortunate Son", my favorite "Sweet Child O' Mine",
Don't worry if you can't get no "Satisfaction", because "I Will Always Love You".
"All I Want for Christmas is (for) You" to "Don't Stop Believin'" that everything's alright.
And if you're "Without Me", I know you're still strong, because you got the "Eye of the Tiger".
"Enter Sandman", and you can just treat him like "Another Brick in the Wall".

[Abbaschand]

Since there are only 40 songs remaining, here are my remaining songs from the rankdown.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8
11, 12, 14, 16, 17, 19, 20
21, 22, 26, 27, 29, 30
31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 37
41, 45, 46
51, 54, 55, 60
61, 63, 67, 69, 70

83
95

[joshtheking]

What's left of mine:
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 
10 11 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 
20 21 22 23 24 25 27 28 29
32 36 38
44 46 
50 52 58
63 66 68
70 72 77

[Red]

"We Will Rock You" and "We Are The Champions" both being higher than "Somebody to Love" is not the greatest look.

At least we took care of just about all of the riff raff. It'll sting less when my top ten is obliterated in the next 20 reveals.

[Deleted]

Here’s mine that are left:
1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9
10, 12, 13, 17, 19
23, 24, 25, 26, 27
30, 31, 33, 35, 36, 39
41, 44, 46, 49
52, 55
60, 64, 65, 68, 69
75, 79
83, 85, 89
93, 98

[samo🦕]

1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
12, 15, 16, 18, 19, 20
21, 23, 25, 27, 28, 29
32, 36, 39, 40
42, 48, 50
52, 59
62, 64, 67, 68
71, 75, 77
81, 83, 89
93

[AwesomePostMalone]

2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10
12 13 15 18 19
22 23 24 25 26 27 28 30
33 36 37
41 44 48 50
51 54 56 57 59 60
61 68 69
73 74
82

[aerodynamite]

1 2 3 5 8 13
212 303 469 501 679
6+i e^π log(573)
1151 51356 267272 464646
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[khan]

if I Will Always Love You doesn't illicit tears on the fiftieth listen, I'm gonna pull out a magnet and slap you with it to make sure you're not a robot.

[singingrulebritannia]

May 8, 2022 16:48:52 GMT -5 khan said:

if I Will Always Love You doesn't illicit tears on the fiftieth listen, I'm gonna pull out a magnet and slap you with it to make sure you're not a robot.

Bruh if I was forced to listen to any song 50 times in a row I'd be crying for completely different reasons than the emotions of the music itself

[Doc Indie Party Rock]

geez what a slaughter this night was.

50. Enter Sandman - Metallica
I didn't really care for their 90's era, but this is pretty awesome metal for their 90's era.

49. Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd
I don't know who that asshead is, but he has nothing to do with the awesomness of this song. My favorite Pink Floyd song thank you.

48. Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns N’ Roses
I've praised this one many time. Hair Metal at its finest hour.

47. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
This one just misses my top 10. Blame it on Queen. Love this Cobra Kai /Rocky franchise type rock music. It just makes you wanna go and hit those weights. Want to make sure to always stay in shape while still being able to scarf up that KFC and beer ? Listen to this kind of hard guitar rock music. It works wonders for me.

46. All I Want For Christmas is You - Mariah Carey
Cute X-mas song. I would rather have her than this particualr song for X-mas..

45. Without Me - Eminem
An Eminem song I don't hate. Even gave it a thumbs up, but don't get used to it. I manily like this cause it rides on that funky bassline.

44. Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
falls right where I predidcted it would. One of my few favorites for this band. It rocks.

43. Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
One of the best best feeling songs ever. If you don't sing along to this in your best Steve Perry tones when it rolls around I cannot help you.

42. I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
Amazing vocal work is somthing I will never deny and she was a Leo woman, but I don't really care for this song, but it's eons better than most of the stuff for 2000's up that appears here.

41. (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
The Stones hit iot on that nail perfectly with this song title, because I ....am not getting any satisfaction from this RD.


At the rate this is going I'll be lucky to have two of my top 10s left on the final night of this RD.

[beyoncelover]

What I have left:

1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
11, 12, 13
21, 22, 25, 26, 27, 28
36, 37, 40
42, 43, 44, 47, 48, 50
53, 58, 60
61, 65, 66, 67, 69
78, 80
83, 87, 88, 90
92, 93

[mikerivera]

May 9, 2022 1:27:53 GMT -5 Doc Indie Party Rock said:

geez what a slaughter this night was.

49. Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd
I don't know who that asshead is, but he has nothing to do with the awesomness of this song. My favorite Pink Floyd song thank you.

If you’re talking about Fantano, that wasn’t a review of The Wall. It was a review of Nostalgia Critic’s The Wall. One of the most legendarily horrible “parody” albums/reviews/videos ever seen. If you haven’t seen it...don’t

[ilikemilk]

Well, let's see what I still have in, yikes, not good

4, 5, 6, 7, 9
13, 18
21, 22, 23, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30
31, 33, 34, 38
41, 42, 46
52, 53, 54, 55, 59, 60
62, 66, 67, 70
73, 78
81, 85
95, 96, 99

My 99 is a possible top 10 contender maybe top 5. I don't know where exactly the other ranks could end up.

I do have a possible top 10 contender in my top 10 though.

[zippy]

I see at least 2 songs remaining that I probably would have put in my bottom 20 because of the same complaints as before. Yet other songs here that I've heard too many times are either tolerable or still feel like classics. My #1 pick hasn't been revealed yet.

[Lordef†ones]

Great top 40, lots of alltime classics remaining.......and then there's poker face.

[zippy]

I don't have a problem with Lady Gaga's Poker Face although I've heard it a lot. While it's not a bad song, I was wondering why it's on this list but not Bad Romance.

[Deleted]

Last time I speak about it until it’s out, I like Counting Stars too, but like, what impact has it left to beat the ranks of the Stones or CCR or Pink Floyd?

[anthony11554]

May 11, 2022 19:41:40 GMT -5 @crapkuki23 said:

Last time I speak about it until it’s out, I like Counting Stars too, but like, what impact has it left to beat the ranks of the Stones or CCR or Pink Floyd?

We're not ranking these songs on impact tho..

[Rose "Payola" Nylund]

50. enter sandman - during high school, the music of Metallica was forced on me and I decided I hated them. I wouldn't be totally opposed to giving them a chance I suppose so give me some credit for not completely tanking this one.

49. another brick in the wall - this is okay. I wouldn't have minded if it ended up higher than it did. I'm quite surprised it didn't tbh.

48. sweet child of mine - I'd get shot for saying I like Sheryl Crow's version lmao, so I'll avoid saying it. I'm mostly indifferent. November Rain >

47. eye of the tiger - this was my first university's sports anthem so I heard it a lot at the start of every hockey game i attended. So I kind of have fond memories for it. It's not something I'd ever put on on my own but it's great to sing along to. I actually probably underranked it ...but I still ranked it higher than this.

46. all i want for christmas is you - i wonder if this is the most popular song on this list to hate? it might be cliche but it is one of my favourite christmas songs. I also like that it's basically been ever-present every Christmas since 1994, which was the year I got into music. So it's like that constant connection between my personal "dawn of music" and the present.

45. without me - I, too, am glad it's the Eminem song and not the Halsey song. Not that I hate the Halsey song. I legit don't remember what it sounds like. I'd rank this in Eminem's top 20 best songs. It's pretty great.

44. fortunate son - CCR is all around classic. There are a handful of their songs I like more than this one but I'm glad to see this do as well as it did.

43. don't stop believin - yeah, this kicks

42. i will always love you - tbh, I didn't much care about this in the 90s when I was a kid. In the last ten years or so, it's grown on me. I appreciate the vocal, and the lyrics, and just love the backstory. This is one of those rare times when one of the biggest hits of all time is also one of the greatest songs of all time.

41. i can't get no satisfaction - Even though I've never cared for them, the Stones have some great classics. Gimme Shelter up to Out of Tears. This one, idk. It's kind of a necessity I guess. Seeing where I ranked it though, I don't think I was being fair.



I'm not sure all of what's left on my list but giving a quick look through, I have:

1 2 4 8
11 12 13 14 16 18 19
(I think 18 is still in, and I'm surprised it is)
22 25 26 27 30
32 33 40
44 45 46 47 50

and the others, but more than half of what's left is in my top half so I'll consider that a win!

[Rose "Payola" Nylund]

May 11, 2022 22:06:09 GMT -5 anthony11554 said:

May 11, 2022 19:41:40 GMT -5 @crapkuki23 said:

Last time I speak about it until it’s out, I like Counting Stars too, but like, what impact has it left to beat the ranks of the Stones or CCR or Pink Floyd?

We're not ranking these songs on impact tho..

Agreed, but Counting Stars might be the biggest question mark for me too from what's left.