Modern All Time List Rankdown (FINISHED)

[toomuchboy]

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8
12, 16, 17, 19
20, 21, 23, 24, 25, 27, 28
31, 34
40, 43, 48
51, 52, 53, 56, 57, 58, 59
65, 68
73, 76, 77, 78
81, 84, 85, 87
98

[mikerivera]

I have about an hour before my closeness ranking gets brutally assaulted

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{Participants} mikerivera
Vic
@crapkuki23
joshtheking
chanman
jred
Abbaschand
emerald
Rose "Payola" Nylund
khan
nathanalbright
Kanenrá:ke
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿
Doc Indie Party Rock
singingrulebritannia
ccarter1023
wrip
beyoncelover
twigs
312999
ilikemilk
AwesomePostMalone
Red
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker
Optical Apex
alexcuse
Fire
aerodynamite
BB🌕
@imhappy259
anthony11554
Mr. Thonk Eyes
woods
toomuchboy
samo🦕

Spectators
crazyb
zippy

[mikerivera]

The rain is a metaphor for what’s about to come in this set

40. Have You Ever Seen the Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Points: 1,626
Average: 46.46
Standard Deviation: 26.75

nathanalbright 3
jred 8
emerald 11
aerodynamite 12
Rose "Payola" Nylund 13
Mr. Thonk Eyes 14
singingrulebritannia 14
Red 24
BB🌕 26
@crapkuki23 26
anthony11554 27
Vic 30
Fire 33
Kanenrá:ke 37
Optical Apex 39
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 41
twigs 41
312999 43
wrip 43
mikerivera 44
joshtheking 52
AwesomePostMalone 57
toomuchboy 57
ilikemilk 59
woods 62
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 64
Abbaschand 69
ccarter1023 69
Doc Indie Party Rock 79
khan 82
samo🦕 83
@imhappy259 89
beyoncelover 90
chanman 90
alexcuse 95

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Under Pressure
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Pokerface
Thriller
Hotel California
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
The Scientist
Somebody That I Used to Know
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Stairway to Heaven
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back
Counting Stars

[mikerivera]

This song is pretty good, but I can tell it’s starting to get a little overrated as time goes on. Also, hot take: Good Life is better

39. Counting Stars - OneRepublic

Points: 1,621
Average: 46.31
Standard Deviation: 22.033

AwesomePostMalone 3
anthony11554 8
Mr. Thonk Eyes 11
@imhappy259 13
woods 15
Abbaschand 19
beyoncelover 22
ccarter1023 22
Kanenrá:ke 22
ilikemilk 29
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 34
samo🦕 39
nathanalbright 45
alexcuse 47
Doc Indie Party Rock 48
toomuchboy 48
Fire 49
Rose "Payola" Nylund 51
Red 52
aerodynamite 53
mikerivera 54
jred 55
Vic 56
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 57
joshtheking 58
khan 64
Optical Apex 64
emerald 65
BB🌕 66
chanman 67
singingrulebritannia 71
312999 72
@crapkuki23 75
twigs 79
wrip 88

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Under Pressure
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Pokerface
Thriller
Hotel California
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
The Scientist
Somebody That I Used to Know
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Stairway to Heaven
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back

[312999]

I agree with your hot take, but an even hotter take is that I think that All The Right Moves is their best song. Counting Stars is good too, but I just couldn't rank it any higher, maybe I underranked it a little, but it was never going to be in my top half.

[AwesomePostMalone]

Surprised it lasted as long as it did tbh

[toomuchboy]

Glad CS is out, it's overstayed in so many rankdowns that I thought it could do the same here.

[312999]

Speaking of 2010s, I am also surprised that Somebody That I Used To Know is lasting this long as well. Good song, but it should hopefully be out before Uptown Funk at least in terms of 2010s songs.

[mikerivera]

This one stings. One of the greatest rock songs of all time. One of the most iconic crescendos of all time. For an 8 minute song that wasn’t even a single to become a band’s signature song speaks volumes to its quality. I know it’s the top 40, but this still should have been higher.

Sorry CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker

38. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Points: 1,569
Average: 44.83
Standard Deviation: 28.164

CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 1
joshtheking 2
mikerivera 2
emerald 7
nathanalbright 9
Vic 14
AwesomePostMalone 15
Doc Indie Party Rock 15
@imhappy259 19
Optical Apex 22
khan 23
@crapkuki23 29
wrip 35
BB🌕 33
312999 38
anthony11554 40
Abbaschand 41
Red 43
twigs 44
Fire 47
Mr. Thonk Eyes 48
Kanenrá:ke 52
aerodynamite 57
singingrulebritannia 61
jred 62
ilikemilk 66
Rose "Payola" Nylund 72
ccarter1023 77
toomuchboy 78
woods 80
samo🦕 81
alexcuse 84
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 88
beyoncelover 92
chanman 92

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Under Pressure
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Pokerface
Thriller
Hotel California
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
The Scientist
Somebody That I Used to Know
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back

[mikerivera]

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Pulse, explain yourself

37. The Scientist - Coldplay

Points: 1,566
Average: 44.74
Standard Deviation: 30.353 (3rd Highest)

jred 2
samo🦕 3
wrip 4
twigs 5
ilikemilk 6
aerodynamite 7
BB🌕 11
Red 11
anthony11554 14
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 16
singingrulebritannia 21
nathanalbright 26
alexcuse 27
Optical Apex 28
@crapkuki23 30
Rose "Payola" Nylund 32
AwesomePostMalone 36
Doc Indie Party Rock 51
Fire 51
Mr. Thonk Eyes 53
@imhappy259 55
toomuchboy 58
Abbaschand 61
beyoncelover 61
Kanenrá:ke 63
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 71
joshtheking 77
312999 80
emerald 82
Vic 83
ccarter1023 84
mikerivera 87
khan 88
chanman 89
woods 93

SPOILER: Click to show

{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Under Pressure
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Pokerface
Thriller
Hotel California
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
Somebody That I Used to Know
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back

[312999]

Not one of Coldplays best IMO. Viva La Vida rightfully beat it.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS

[singingrulebritannia]

nobody said it was easy to watch rankdown results as a host : )

[mikerivera]

Going to a Christian school growing up, we were told this song was about Hell. And honestly...I can see that interpretation. More likely it’s about the music industry, but the fact that it’s open to so many interpretations is a sign of great art

36. Hotel California - Eagles

Points: 1,564
Average: 44.69
Standard Deviation: 24.135

Doc Indie Party Rock 4
Vic 4
twigs 10
anthony11554 12
ccarter1023 13
aerodynamite 14
mikerivera 18
ilikemilk 22
toomuchboy 23
Abbaschand 31
@imhappy259 31
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 32
alexcuse 33
chanman 37
@crapkuki23 38
Kanenrá:ke 42
wrip 47
singingrulebritannia 48
Optical Apex 48
312999 50
Red 51
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 52
BB🌕 53
khan 53
AwesomePostMalone 54
jred 58
joshtheking 63
Mr. Thonk Eyes 68
Fire 69
nathanalbright 69
Rose "Payola" Nylund 71
emerald 79
beyoncelover 88
samo🦕 89
woods 90

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Under Pressure
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Pokerface
Thriller
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Numb
Somebody That I Used to Know
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back

[zippy]

Wait, Hotel California isn't a song about a hotel in the state of California... or cocaine addiction?

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

May 12, 2022 18:08:12 GMT -5 312999 said:

I agree with your hot take, but an even hotter take is that I think that All The Right Moves is their best song. Counting Stars is good too, but I just couldn't rank it any higher, maybe I underranked it a little, but it was never going to be in my top half.

Hottest Take: Waking Up was in fact their best era, and Everybody Loves Me should've been a hit as well

[mikerivera]

And the blows just keep on coming. This song was my childhood. My vote for the best hit of the 2000s and the best nu-metal song

Sorry anthony11554

35. Numb - Linkin Park

Points: 1,532
Average: 43.77
Standard Deviation: 22.621

anthony11554 1
mikerivera 3
AwesomePostMalone 8
@imhappy259 9
Fire 16
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 21
Kanenrá:ke 21
312999 24
twigs 24
jred 26
aerodynamite 28
alexcuse 29
ilikemilk 31
nathanalbright 39
beyoncelover 40
Optical Apex 43
emerald 46
Rose "Payola" Nylund 46
woods 46
@crapkuki23 49
wrip 50
Abbaschand 55
Mr. Thonk Eyes 57
chanman 59
singingrulebritannia 60
Red 61
khan 63
toomuchboy 65
joshtheking 66
Doc Indie Party Rock 67
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 69
samo🦕 71
ccarter1023 75
BB🌕 77
Vic 87

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{Remaining}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Under Pressure
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Pokerface
Thriller
House of the Rising Sun
Zombie
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Somebody That I Used to Know
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back

[mikerivera]

May 12, 2022 18:53:12 GMT -5 zippy said:

Wait, Hotel California isn't a song about a hotel in the state of California... or cocaine addiction?

Cocaine addiction (or really any drug) is also a good interpretation

[Deleted]

Okay with CS out I feel I’m all set. I’m alright with Gaga and Adele even….despite them standing out for me.

[Fire]

Okay lets get poker face out ASAP

[𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿]

"Hotel California" is really good

[mikerivera]

I’ve never understood the hype. But then again, the 90s are generally kind of a blind spot for me outside of country. Still, I feel confident saying it shouldn’t be ahead of LP, Zeppelin or the Eagles

34. Zombie - The Cranberries

Points: 1,507
Average: 43.06
Standard Deviation: 28.409

Rose "Payola" Nylund 2
aerodynamite 5
BB🌕 6
joshtheking 7
Kanenrá:ke 9
Optical Apex 13
Red 14
nathanalbright 17
wrip 19
toomuchboy 20
@crapkuki23 22
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 23
singingrulebritannia 25
alexcuse 26
Mr. Thonk Eyes 28
Abbaschand 32
twigs 33
Doc Indie Party Rock 37
Fire 46
emerald 47
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 51
Vic 51
beyoncelover 58
AwesomePostMalone 60
ccarter1023 61
khan 61
woods 65
chanman 68
jred 74
samo🦕 75
@imhappy259 79
mikerivera 88
anthony11554 94
ilikemilk 95
312999 96

SPOILER: Click to show

{Remaining}Bohemian Rhapsody
Stand By Me
Billie Jean
Take On Me
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Lose Yourself
Every Breath You Take
Another One Bites the Dust
Don’t Stop Me Now
Stayin Alive
Africa
Uptown Funk
Rolling in the Deep
Paint it, Black
In the End
September
Under Pressure
Dancing Queen
Beat It
Pokerface
Thriller
House of the Rising Sun
Gangsta’s Paradise
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Hey Jude
Viva La Vida
Dreams
Careless Whisper
Somebody That I Used to Know
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart
I Want You Back

[Deleted]

This is a band where there singles genuinely stood out from the rest of their so and so stuff. If only Dreams or Linger was on this

Also Eagles are as non-interesting as Journey. That being said, Hotel California is a classic.

[312999]

Yes! It didn't even make the top 30! Has one of the most annoying choruses ever.

[𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿]

Unpopular opinion: The Bad Wolves cover of this song had more intensity compared to the original

[khan]

May 12, 2022 18:46:43 GMT -5 mikerivera said:

Going to a Christian school growing up, we were told this song was about Hell. And honestly...I can see that interpretation. More likely it’s about the music industry, but the fact that it’s open to so many interpretations is a sign of great art

Might be one of the cleverest things I've ever heard a Christian school do ngl, that's a solid interpretation.

[312999]

mikerivera you might want to fix some of the ranks in Zombie, they are out of order, especially in the 20s and 30s.

[Deleted]

May 12, 2022 19:15:50 GMT -5 𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 said:

Unpopular opinion: The Bad Wolves cover of this song had more intensity compared to the original

Too bad the main singer is now the absolute worst person to deliver the song.

[312999]

Bohemian Rhapsody, Hey Jude, and Rolling In The Deep are now overstaying by a lot.

[singingrulebritannia]

with Sinn Féin winning the latest election, Irish reunification might finally be on the horizon. I'm sure Dolores is happy wherever she is