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Post by ㅤ on Jun 22, 2017 17:37:37 GMT -5
So I am just going to go ahead and announce this rankdown now because I don't need permission. Besides, with all the other rankdowns in their revelation stages and others still taking submissions, I think we'll be fine. This rankdown isn't for the faint of heart so if you are easily offended, then this one isn't for you. If sexy sexy songs are your thing, get ready for the ride because it's going to be a wild one! Sexy Sexy Songs Rankdown Songs:
Adina Howard - Freak Like Me
Amanda Lepore - My Pussy
Annie Lennox - Money Can't Buy It
Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman
Beyoncé - Partition
Billy Lawrence - Come On
Britney Spears - Breathe On Me
Carmen Electra - Bigger Dick
Cassie - Me & U
Christina Aguilera - Dirrty
Christina Milian feat. Shawnna - Dip It Low
Ciara - Jackie (B.M.F.)
The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby
Estelle - Make Her Say (Beat It Up)
50 Cent - Just A Little Bit
Fiona Apple - Criminal
Ginuwine - Tell Me Do You Wanna
Jacki-O - Pussy Real Good
Janet Jackson - Would You Mind
Jennifer Lopez feat. Jack Mizrahi - Tens
Joi - Lick
Justin Timberlake - Sexyback
Katy Perry - Bon Appetit
Kelly Rowland - Work (Put It In)
Keri Hilson - The Way You Love Me
Khia - My Neck, My Back (Lick It)
La Rissa - I Do Both Jay & Jane
Lenny Kravitz - Sex
Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy
Madonna - Holy Water
Mariah Carey - Honey
Miguel - Adorn
Monifah - Touch It
Mya - Whatever Bitch
Nicole Scherzinger - Wet
Olivia - Are U Capable
Paula Cole - Feelin' Love
Prince - P Control
The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons
R. Kelly - Bump N Grind
Rihanna - Pour It Up
Roula - Lick It
Salt N Pepa - Push It
Shandi Sinnamon - He's A Dream
Tori Amos - Professional Widow (It's Got To Be Big)
Trina - I Got A Problem
Tweet - Oops (Oh My)
Usher - Nice & Slow
Vanessa Daou - Near The Black Forest
Youtube Playlist (sorry, there will be no Spotify playlist as some of the songs were unavailable) www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXqRf9NV0nviGcRGipV5XatIqz4iswlm_Feel free to tag anyone if I forgot!
This rankdown is sponsored by Astroglide, Marco Marco, Marlboro, Raging Stallion, and The Kamasutra Company. |
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nick64
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Post by nick64 on Jun 22, 2017 17:49:00 GMT -5
When you said you were starting a rankdown, how did I not see this coming?
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Post by matteeeb on Jun 22, 2017 17:50:50 GMT -5
Lmao
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Post by Sambalada on Jun 22, 2017 17:51:11 GMT -5
Girl. Most of these songs are not even sexy lmao, maybe vulgar but seksi is not!
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Post by Leo ✔ on Jun 22, 2017 18:20:50 GMT -5
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Post by #LisaRinna on Jun 22, 2017 18:39:41 GMT -5
I don't know.. I'll let you know
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Post by $pooky Ho on Jun 22, 2017 18:42:14 GMT -5
I was hoping that was going to be a Janet Jackson rankdown.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2017 19:58:05 GMT -5
I know exactly 4 of these songs. Sorry.
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Mirago
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Post by Mirago on Jun 22, 2017 20:18:22 GMT -5
I find some trancey and ambient songs sexy.
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Post by Lordef†ones on Jun 22, 2017 20:21:38 GMT -5
Excuse me what
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Post by ㅤ on Jun 22, 2017 20:25:29 GMT -5
Girl. Most of these songs are not even sexy lmao, maybe vulgar but seksi is not! I had originally planned for a vulgar songs rankdown but they were mostly 80s and 90s songs that most of the kids here won't know. :( |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2017 20:53:35 GMT -5
I have to give credit for the theme though.
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Sambalada
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Post by Sambalada on Jun 22, 2017 21:03:23 GMT -5
Like how the fuck can someone get off to "Push It" and "Bigger Dick" LMFAO?
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Post by ㅤ on Jun 23, 2017 0:34:27 GMT -5
Like how the f**k can someone get off to "Push It" and "Bigger Dick" LMFAO? For "Push It", you would do it like this. Just go with the flow. Let the beat control your body.   For "Bigger Dick", well, I think it should be pretty self-explanatory. But in case it's not...   And I have a video that should put to rest any questions about what to do. |
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Post by aerodynamite on Jun 23, 2017 1:03:44 GMT -5
First time I've seen anyone try to link a YT video as an image  |
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Post by ㅤ on Jun 23, 2017 1:35:45 GMT -5
First time I've seen anyone try to link a YT video as an image OMG! I just fixed that. I had some Kahlua Brownies earlier and well, I'm a little tipsy but I can sort of function okay and stuff. Little things like getting my img and video tags will happen. Kahlua makes me naughty.  By the end of this rankdown reveal, I guess everyone will be as knowledgeable about carnality and the principles of lust as I am. ;) |
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bat1990
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Post by bat1990 on Jun 23, 2017 7:40:05 GMT -5
LMFAO, ㅤ I should not be surprised! [Your avatars always make me wonder if you are that fit IRL.] I was hoping that was going to be a Janet Jackson rankdown. That is coming after I do Kylie. |
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Post by Linnethia Monique on Jun 23, 2017 10:00:13 GMT -5
Sis, how is "Jackie (B.M.F.)" even remotely sexy Some Akinyele, Shawnna "Gettin' Some,", or even Foxy Brown "Candy" would've been a better choice. |
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Post by ㅤ on Jun 24, 2017 0:02:58 GMT -5
LMFAO, ㅤ I should not be surprised! [Your avatars always make me wonder if you are that fit IRL.] I used to be that fit during my younger days. Now there is a little more of me to love (and grab onto). But I still try to take care of myself. Sis, how is "Jackie (B.M.F.)" even remotely sexy Some Akinyele, Shawnna "Gettin' Some,", or even Foxy Brown "Candy" would've been a better choice. "Jackie (B.M.F.)" makes me feel empowered and sexy. |
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Post by Normi on Jun 24, 2017 8:44:01 GMT -5
Don't know enough of these but please tag me in the results! |
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Post by Juanca on Jun 24, 2017 9:00:24 GMT -5
Mmmm Lol I know maybe a bit more about than half of them -but now I'm intrigued to know the rest!!! Lmao I used to have some playlist for my teenage lone times  where I'd include Justify my love, Erotica, I want your sex, Sexuality (by Erasure) and a few others around that time. Interested in contributing :) thanks for the tag! |
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Post by boysilver400 on Jun 24, 2017 22:45:30 GMT -5
I'll sit on this.  |
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Post by Sambalada on Jun 26, 2017 0:17:53 GMT -5
Lol what happened in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.
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Post by ㅤ on Jun 26, 2017 0:52:14 GMT -5
Lol what happened in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. As long as it didn't require a trip to the free clinic. |
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Post by ㅤ on Jun 30, 2017 2:53:08 GMT -5
Reminder folks, there's just 9 more days.
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Post by ㅤ on Jul 1, 2017 23:57:02 GMT -5
1 week left folks! Time is ticking! But in all seriousness, this is a real rankdown and if I don't get any/enough submissions by then, I will have to cancel/delay it. |
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Post by bat1990 on Jul 2, 2017 10:23:35 GMT -5
For shame, 2 doses of Flopzinger but no Toni Braxton
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2017 20:25:44 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2017 20:26:44 GMT -5
Include TLC I lost my cherry while they played
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.indulgecountry
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Post by .indulgecountry on Jul 5, 2017 18:56:24 GMT -5
Submitted! I didn't know a lot of these but I actually liked some of the discoveries, lol.
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where I'd include Justify my love, Erotica, I want your sex, Sexuality (by Erasure) and a few others around that time. Interested in contributing :) thanks for the tag!
