Modern All Time List Rankdown (FINISHED)

[anthony11554]

Glad they made such a great song off the worst month

[𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿]

Either the #11 is gonna be an all-timer song in my taste or just an iconic song.

[Deleted]

The #11 curse is about to strike

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

I'm about to be very pissed. Y'all keep in Billie Jean and Sweet Dreams and yet an ICON in either Stand By Me or Bohemian Rhapsody is about to leave. This is aggravating

[khan]

making it to #11 on a list as stacked as this is something we can only dream of our favorite songs ever doing so like I can't be mad at whatever happens

[anthony11554]

my favorite part of september is the youtube like whores battling to see who will be the first to say "Who's watching in september" on September 1st at Midnight.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

May 19, 2022 22:10:33 GMT -5 anthony11554 said:

Glad they made such a great song off the worst month

No, that would be Sufjan Stevens

[mikerivera]

And finally, let’s reveal the last top 10 entry. It’s one of the most ambitious songs to ever chart, let alone be a top 10 hit. It’s reputation has let it live on, enduring as a monument to the band who made it as well as its entire genre. According to my numbers, this is the biggest song on this list, and now it’ll get a chance to be the #1 song on this rankdown. Bohemian Rhapsody is safe


So that means the song at number 11, as well as the highest ranking song of the 1960s, is

(Sorry 312999 and @crapkuki23 )

11. Stand By Me - Ben E. King

Points: 1,202
Average: 34.34
Standard Deviation: 24.317

312999 1
@crapkuki23 1
CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker 5
Kanenrá:ke 7
BB🌕 8
ilikemilk 9
Optical Apex 11
nathanalbright 13
alexcuse 14
emerald 16
jred 17
toomuchboy 21
Rose "Payola" Nylund 22
singingrulebritannia 22
twigs 22
anthony11554 26
Red 27
mikerivera 29
khan 30
Mr. Thonk Eyes 33
aerodynamite 37
joshtheking 38
wrip 39
samo🦕 42
Fire 45
beyoncelover 50
ccarter1023 53
Doc Indie Party Rock 53
Vic 58
Abbaschand 63
AwesomePostMalone 68
chanman 70
𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿 73
woods 81
@imhappy259 98

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{The Top 10}
Bohemian Rhapsody
Billie Jean
Take On Me
September
Beat It
Thriller
Gangsta’s Paradise
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
Blinding Lights
Total Eclipse of the Heart

[312999]

Eff this.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

All the Below 50s have some explaining to do

[Deleted]

All the Maroon 5 AC shit in here and this is warranted a bottom 5?

[312999]

Who loves Bohemian Rhapsody that that much… if we’re sick of overplayed songs to death, how are we not sick of that?

I have another kinda low rank in but I’m not too surprised on that one as I am to Bohemian Rhapsody.

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

May 19, 2022 22:27:21 GMT -5 312999 said:

Who loves Bohemian Rhapsody that that much… if we’re sick of overplayed songs to death, how are we not sick of that?

I have another kinda low rank in but I’m not too surprised on that one as I am to Bohemian Rhapsody.

Because Nothing really matters, anyone can see ;)

[AwesomePostMalone]

6 13 18 23 26 33 44 50 59 69

[khan]

Obviously Stand by Me is a masterpiece, it's just that Bohemian Rhapsody is more of a masterpiece.

Gotta appreciate that the album this is from is called Don't Play That Song!, since that's what a modern Tiktok alt star would call their album sarcastically. Ahead of his time, that Ben.

[mikerivera]

And with that in mind, let’s finish this. Tomorrow, I’ll reveal the 10 songs that were closest to making this list. Then on Saturday, May 21, at 1 pm EST, I’ll be revealing the top 10 songs. You won’t want to miss the coronation for these pop music titans.

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{Closeness rankings}1. CrapGuy 12.9
2. Joshtheking 14.89
3. ValleyGhost01 15.67
4. red 15.69
5. BB🌞 15.84
6. wrip 16.4
7. Mr. Thonk Eyes 17.08
8. jsr4l 17.21
9. Abbaschand 17.36
10. Singingrulebritannia 18.36
11. MikeRivera 19.29
12. Fire 19.3
13. aerodynamite 19.91
14. Nathanalbright 21.31
15. AwesomePostMalone 21.42
16. Khan 22.11
17. Anthony11554 22.14
18. Samo 22.49
19. Kanenra 23.53
20. alexcuse 24.16
21. 312999 24.36
22. CJ3 24.49
23. twigs 24.77
24. jred 24.86
25. Rose Knows Nyland 25.12
26. Vic 25.14
27. Doc Indie Party Rock 25.52
28. toomuchboy 27.01
29. woods 27.12
30. ccarter1023 27.36
31. imhappy259 27.6
32. ilikemilk 30.08
33. beyoncelover 30.89
34. Gen VB 33.14
35. Chanman 34.56

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{Perfect rankings}1. CrapGuy 4
2. Gen VB 4
3. jsr4l 4
4. Abbaschand 3
5. joshtheking 3
6. Mr. Thonk Eyes 3
7. Nathanalbright 3
8. Samo 3
9. alexcuse 2
10. BB🌞 2
11. Beyoncelover 2
12. ccarter1023 2
13. Chanman 2
14. Doc Indie Party Rock 2
15. Kanenra 2
16. MikeRivera 2
17. Valleyghost01 2
18. Vic 2
19. Wrip 2
20. 312999 1
21. Anthony11554 1
22. Fire 1
23. ilikemilk 1
24. imhappy259 1
25. jred 1
26. Khan 1
27. singingrulebritannia 1
28. wrip 1
Everyone else 0

And as the final preview, here are the remaining top 10 ranks that everyone has

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{Top 10s}1. 312999 4
2. Abbaschand 4
3. anthony11554 4
4. BB🌝 4
5. Joshtheking 4
6. jsr4l 4
7. Mr. Thonk Eyes 4
8. Singingrulebritannia 4
9. toomuchboy 4
10. alexcuse 3
11. ccarter1023 3
12. CrapGuy 3
13. Gen VB 3
14. MikeRivera 3
15. Nathanalbright 3
16. red 3
17. woods 3
18. aerodynamite 2
19. beyoncelover 2
20. Chanman 2
21. Fire 2
22. Samo 2
23. twigs 2
24. valleyghost01 2
25. Vic 2
26. wrip 2
27. AwesomePostMalone 1
28. CJ3 1
29. Doc Indie Party Rock 1
30. imhappy259 1
31. jred 1
32. Kanenra 1
33. Khan 1
34. Rose Knows Nyland 1
35. ilikemilk 0

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For real, even though it's killed by how much it's hyped as the "greatest song ever", Bohemian Rhapsody is still an experience and a big ass crowd pleaser.

That being said, that was Stand By Me's slot.

[Fire]

2 3 12 17 24 26 28 29 30 57

[312999]

You know, I’d love to do the 101-200 Rankdown on this too. If it happens.

[𝓲𝓽'𝓼.𝓰𝓿]

May 19, 2022 22:34:36 GMT -5 312999 said:

You know, I’d love to do the 101-200 Rankdown on this too. If it happens.

The #101-#200 wasn't fully revealed but hey I'm down with that

[singingrulebritannia]

May 19, 2022 22:25:54 GMT -5 312999 said:

Eff this.

May 3, 2020 22:20:00 GMT -5 leonagwen said:

Eff this forum!!!!!!!!!

[mikerivera]

May 19, 2022 22:34:36 GMT -5 312999 said:

You know, I’d love to do the 101-200 Rankdown on this too. If it happens.

Unfortunately, I don’t know that I’ll be hosting another RD. This was a ton of work (especially doing all the calculations by hand), and at this point I’m ready to move on to other projects. Namely, unveiling the top streaming songs of each decade (Spotify plus all YouTube views-official and UGC), and then revamping this list to account for album sales, remove the streaming multipliers (while projecting Apple Music and Amazon streams) and expanding the list to the top 1000 songs. It’s the most ambitious project I’ll have attempted, and I imagine it’ll take around a year to complete, so that’ll be where most of my attention goes.

With that said, if anyone wants to use any of the lists I create, I would be more than honored

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

What I have and thoughts

6: Whoever tanks this has no soul and shouldn't be allowed to have taste. I don't think it's gonna win but if you tank it, you are heartless. 
14: Emotional attachment to the song. Would be ecstatic if it w
22: Won't win and won't crack Top 5, but I'm hoping y'all have SOME KIND OF SENSE
26: I can't deny how much of a staple this song is on my playlist, and even through overplay, I want this to win just to cynically laugh

28: Definitely an underdog story right now. Would love for it to win

29: PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN PLEASE WIN
49: I definitely do not want this winning but I wouldn't complain PER SAY

62: Pleasantly surprised and actually hoping for an upset
66: At this point I give up with this song. I still hate it's basic riff, it's basic lyrics, and it's supposed legend status, but que sera sera

83: Just..... Speechless

[singingrulebritannia]

2 3 4 9
13 18 19
27 30





81

[CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker]

May 19, 2022 22:58:38 GMT -5 singingrulebritannia said:

2 3 4 9
13 18 19
27 30





81

Why do I have this sickening feeling your definition of boring and my definition of boring aren't the same?

[singingrulebritannia]

May 19, 2022 23:06:26 GMT -5 CagedJuggalo The Third Tanker said:

Why do I have this sickening feeling your definition of boring and my definition of boring aren't the same?

Your two lowest rankings are my two highest rankings so yes they most likely aren't the same

[Abbaschand]

Sometimes, in my "Dreams", I kept seeing a "Dancing Queen",
But I also smelled something that "Smells Like Teen Spirit".
I feel they wanted to "Paint It, Black", like the mountains of "Africa".
Now I wake up, and I see you "Stand by Me".
While I'm used to seeing "Another One Bites the Dust", I'm glad that I'm "Stayin' Alive" to be with you.
So "In the End", "Long Live Life".

Have to edit one part. I'm sorry, everyone.

[Abbaschand]

My remaining songs:
1, 2, 3, 8
16
21, 30

46
54
67

Sorry that I underranked #67.

[AwesomePostMalone]

May 19, 2022 23:40:33 GMT -5 Abbaschand said:

I feel they wanted to "Paint It, Black", like the kids in "Africa".

what the fuck?

[singingrulebritannia]

May 19, 2022 23:40:33 GMT -5 Abbaschand said:

I feel they wanted to "Paint It, Black", like the kids in "Africa".