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Post by ClevelandRox on May 29, 2021 23:51:43 GMT -5
I've been teasing it for awhile now, and here it is! The JMM singles rankdown. 36 singles spanning his 15 year career!
A very doable amount of songs! JMM knew when to hang up his hat and even ended his run with a top thirty hit in "Forever", so we're not looking at over 50-60+ songs here. Setting the due date for 7 weeks from now, Saturday July 17th.
I also want to ask for people to not flood the first page with UNTAG PLZ!11 bulls**t. It's my pet peeve and I've never been rude enough to do it to ANY host of a rankdown I was uninterested in. Heaven forbid you get 4-6 notifications that you can just look over. I know he has a lot of haters for some reason, but let people enjoy things without bringing the whole mood down. I copy and paste the same taglist for all my rankdowns, so if you're untagged on this one, you're untagged on all of them.
I don't do spotify so I'm hoping one of the experts can make me a playlist with all the singles that I will edit into the post and give credit to the legend that can do it for me. 
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Post by bboat11 on May 30, 2021 3:28:18 GMT -5
I'm actually pretty excited for this one, despite how Pulse kinds shits on him! I really enjoy all of his biggest, most overplayed hits. Especially the cheesy ballads!  Like, most people seem to never want to hear "I Swear", "I Love The Way You Love Me", and "I Can Love You Like That" ever again, but they are easily three of the best county love songs of all time... I don't know hardly any of the non-overplayed songs though, so I'm eager to check them out! |
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Post by tim on May 30, 2021 10:32:13 GMT -5
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Post by ClevelandRox on May 30, 2021 12:11:48 GMT -5
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 30, 2021 18:18:17 GMT -5
I rarely skip country RDs, but this might be one of them. I've always struggled to find hardly any songs by him that I like.  We shall see. |
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Post by tim on May 30, 2021 22:52:28 GMT -5
I rarely skip country RDs, but this might be one of them. I've always struggled to find hardly any songs by him that I like.  We shall see. If you just by chance happen to like the voice of someone named Nathan Applegate...well, I'd just say they sound a wee bit similar (but I of course have to give the edge to John Michael  ). |
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Post by bboat11 on May 31, 2021 2:29:27 GMT -5
I rarely skip country RDs, but this might be one of them. I've always struggled to find hardly any songs by him that I like. We shall see. If you just by chance happen to like the voice of someone named Nathan Applegate...well, I'd just say they sound a wee bit similar (but I of course have to give the edge to John Michael ). They most certainly do not sound a wee bit similar! What an insult to JMM!!! |
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Post by .indulgecountry on May 31, 2021 13:15:32 GMT -5
If you just by chance happen to like the voice of someone named Nathan Applegate...well, I'd just say they sound a wee bit similar (but I of course have to give the edge to John Michael ). They most certainly do not sound a wee bit similar! What an insult to JMM!!! I actually hear the similarities now that tim pointed them out.  |
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Post by ClevelandRox on May 31, 2021 15:48:18 GMT -5
They most certainly do not sound a wee bit similar! What an insult to JMM!!! I actually hear the similarities now that tim pointed them out.  |
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Post by ClevelandRox on May 31, 2021 15:50:50 GMT -5
My bad, I forgot to post the songlist without numbers, which is definitely needed in a rankdown like this.
Here ya go!
Life's A Dance
I Love The Way You Love Me
Beer and Bones
I Swear
Rope The Moon
Be My Baby Tonight
If You've Got Love
I Can Love You Like That
Sold (The Grundy Country Auction Incident)
No Man's Land
Cowboy Love
Long As I Live
Ain't Got Nothin' On Us
Friends
I Miss You A Little
How Was I To Know
Angel In My Eyes
Love Working On You
Cover You In Kisses
Hold On To Me
Hello L.O.V.E.
Home To You
Nothing Catches Jesus By Surprise
You Are
The Little Girl
That's What I Like About You
Even Then
Till Nothing Comes Between Us
Country Thang
Four-Wheel Drive
Cool
Letters From Home
Goes Good With Beer
Mad Cowboy Disease
If You Ever Went Away
Forever
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Post by ClevelandRox on Jun 5, 2021 19:47:20 GMT -5
A week has passed and it's time for our first reminder! We have received a list from tim and as much as I love where the results stands right now, we need more lists!  Still 6 weeks left, plenty of time! Submissions: 1. ClevelandRox 2. tim Friends:
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Post by ClevelandRox on Jun 22, 2021 2:30:44 GMT -5
Just wanted to let everyone know there's still a little over three weeks for this! 🙂 Submissions: 1. ClevelandRox 2. tim 3. gardyfan Friends:
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Post by LBTrocks on Jun 22, 2021 9:19:45 GMT -5
I saw him live earlier this month so I’ll probably give this a go.
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Post by ClevelandRox on Jul 3, 2021 11:19:39 GMT -5
Oh, we're at two weeks for this and still only three lists! Hope atleast a few more are planning to do this. 🙂 Submissions: 1. ClevelandRox 2. tim 3. gardyfan Friends:
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Post by austin on Jul 3, 2021 11:51:19 GMT -5
Definitely doing this
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Post by ClevelandRox on Jul 8, 2021 16:19:03 GMT -5
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Post by ClevelandRox on Jul 15, 2021 16:53:38 GMT -5
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Post by Kanenrá:ke on Jul 16, 2021 9:44:07 GMT -5
SENT MINE!
HIS UPPER 10 SONGS OR SO ARE GREAT, BUT HIS QUALITY REALLY DROPS QUICK FOR ME. NEVER REACHING ROCK BOTTOM BUT I COULD DO WITHOUT A LOT OF HIS SINGLES.
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Post by Cody Wants Out... on Jul 16, 2021 15:31:42 GMT -5
Completely slipped my mind!  I'll try to submit a list this weekend! |
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Post by 🌺CountryLineDancer on Jul 16, 2021 16:45:18 GMT -5
Still working on this.
I'm not familiar with many of the songs in the list, so I have to take some time, but hopefully I can submit it soon.
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Post by ClevelandRox on Jul 17, 2021 21:46:47 GMT -5
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Post by ClevelandRox on Jul 20, 2021 22:10:58 GMT -5
We got eleven lists which I'm pretty happy with! Just still waiting to see if Cody Wants Out... or LBTrocks are joining us. Did you guys still want to do this? I can still give y'all a few days if you need them. |
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Post by Cody Wants Out... on Jul 20, 2021 22:21:06 GMT -5
I'm roughly halfway done. Hope to submit tomorrow!
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Post by LBTrocks on Jul 20, 2021 22:37:54 GMT -5
We got eleven lists which I'm pretty happy with! Just still waiting to see if Cody Wants Out... or LBTrocks are joining us. Did you guys still want to do this? I can still give y'all a few days if you need them. Yes, but I will take you up on the few extra days thing lol. |
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Post by ClevelandRox on Jul 27, 2021 13:13:40 GMT -5
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Post by LBTrocks on Jul 27, 2021 13:30:25 GMT -5
Oh, completely forgot about this lol.
I will get this done since I promised tho lol
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Post by LBTrocks on Jul 28, 2021 20:39:25 GMT -5
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Post by ClevelandRox on Jul 28, 2021 21:26:10 GMT -5
LBTrocks Yay!! I already had this gif loaded up in a tab ready to post in the morning. 😂 
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Post by ClevelandRox on Aug 3, 2021 20:44:07 GMT -5
Pre-Reveal Questions! (I hope someone will want to do these so we can get to a new page! 🤓) 1. What song will be #1?2. What else will join it in the top 5?3. What song will be #36 (last place)?4. What else will join it in the bottom 5?5. What song will be most polarizing? Least?6. Which #1 song (I love The Way You Love Me, I Swear, Be My Baby Tonight, If You've Got Love, I Can Love You Like That, Sold, The Little Girl) will be out first?6. Any other thoughts/comments/discoveries that you liked?Sorry for the wait, I'll be getting this started tomorrow night! Thanks to everyone who participated!  Friends: 1. ClevelandRox 2. tim 3. gardyfan 4. someguy 5. austin 6. Kanenrá:ke 7. bboat11 8. toomuchboy 9. castleoblivion26 10. 🌺CountryLineDancer 11. kw9461 12. Cody Wants Out... 13. LBTrocks
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Post by bboat11 on Aug 3, 2021 21:08:59 GMT -5
(I hope someone will want to do these so we can get to a new page! 🤓) Here you go again, using me like I'm your own personal bitch! 1. What song will be #1? Probably something like "Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" or "Life's A Dance". 2. What else will join it in the top 5? In addition to S(TGCAI), LAD, I think we'll have "Letters From Home", "The Little Girl", and maaaaaaaaybe one of the polarizing huge hit power ballads, like "I Swear"??! 3. What song will be #36 (last place)? Hmmmm... As obvious as the bottom-tier contenders are, there isn't really one specific obvious last place contender imo. Maybe "Mad Cowboy Disease"? 4. What else will join it in the bottom 5? It could be any number of things, but I predict "Country Thang", "Nothing Catches Jesus By Surprise", "Four Wheel Drive", and "Goes Good With Beer" will be in or close to this region... 5. What song will be most polarizing? Least? Most: Definitely one of the overplayed power ballads. Maybe "I Love The Way You Love Me"? Least: "Mad Cowboy Disease". 6. Which #1 song (I love The Way You Love Me, I Swear, Be My Baby Tonight, If You've Got Love, I Can Love You Like That, Sold, The Little Girl) will be out first? This is hard, as they all deserve the top 10!!!!! Maybe "If You've Got Love", just because it's the most forgotten of the bunch? 6. Any other thoughts/comments/discoveries that you liked? I thoroughly enjoyed this, so hopefully people aren't negative little whiners for this entire rankdown!!! "Home To You" was probably my favorite rediscovery. Everything else in my top 10 I pretty much knew, but that one I can't recall ever specifically hearing it, yet it felt SO familiar!!!!!! It must have come on the radio when I was in kindergarten or something and stayed with me, lmao. |
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We shall see. 
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